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Took the kids for a late lunch in Berwick on a trip up there a few years ago. They wanted Pizza so we ended up in a place called Limoncellos just down from the Main Street. Were seated, menus dumped on the table, and we waited for someone to take our drinks order. And waited And waited. 20 minutes later I physically grabbed a waiter passing our table and gave our drinks order. Drinks came 10 minutes later, dumped on table, no food order taken from us though. Again, after a daft wait, I grabbed a waiter and gave them our food order. Over an hour later the food turned up! Mine came first, mussels in tomato and chilli , on spaghetti. Over half of them were closed, so before the waiter had time to fuck off, I pulled him and pointed out that half my dish was inedible. He said, “ No, it’s fine, you can still eat them “ I disagreed, strongly. The daft cunt stuck with his idiocy and when he realised I wasn’t budging, he picked out several of the dead ones and opened them with a spoon, offering them to me to smell. Yes, that’s right, the fucking dodge pot STUCK HIS FINGERS IN TO MY PASTA and fished out about three of the dead ones I just looked at Mrs. F who gave the sideways “let’s fuck off” nod, just as the rest of the food arrived. Up we got, I ushered the family out, then told boyo that if he hadn’t stuck his clammy paws in my meal, I’d have waited for a fresh one, but since he did, he could take the whole lot back and fucking whistle for the round of drinks.

Sorry does that mean Trident goes from 3 to 15?

Well, it will be a prime target for Russian nukes if it all goes pear shaped. Boom Town indeed.

I'll wait to see the real thing before passing judgement, but sometimes the simplest designs are the best.

Nuclear powered with nuclear warheads for missiles on board. Basically Barrow will be the only boomtown in the uk

It’s a better strip than the one it’s based on

Yeah thats a bit naff

Guardian says these are conventionally armed nuclear subs? Maybe that's the most cost effective naval defence nowadays? Honestly don't know. But given the threat posed by Russia, I'm not against having more nuclear weapons anyway, including tactical nukes.

Mallorca - large cockroach in my KFC zinger burger. NYC - chicken and black bean stir fry. A sizable proportion of the black beans were actually dead insects Washington DC - Ethiopian restaurant where you eat using flat bread. Chewing gum in the flat bread. Noting that horrendous springs to mind from this country tbh.

I know. His girl friend is fit as fuck too. Funny old world.

He’s made shit loads from his hobby and got to do some pretty cool stuff

I was hoping the trefoil 3rd kit was going to be something special, but this looks like it took 60 seconds to design

Not my story but a lad I used to play football with worked in the shipyards and when it was all going tits up he got some work in Barrow in furness and stayed in a B&B where the owner supplied their bait as part of the rate. First day they opened it up and it was cold chip shop fish and chips from the night before in sandwiches.

Happy Monday Morning campers. I know it's Monday and we are all worried about Wykiki and how long he will last in his job before calling someone a c*nt, but let me share with you a short from my new favourite YouTube channel. This lad knows how to enjoy life. And who can blame him? Not often you get to see and, more importantly, hear a double headed class 56 combo in central London. 👍 https://youtube.com/shorts/xsYqVVHDoFQ?si=ODB83vjDiN0Bvy78 Damn, won't let me embed shorts!

"James, James" "Yes Mr Farnon" "Look, look, it's a bad case of Lycra, get me my gun" "At once Mr Farnon" "Hurry man, it's getting away, we can't let it spread"

Very apt 😂 cycled through Grassington on Friday and they're were busy filming it.

He posted recently what he does. Scroll back and find it. Some data stuff.

Depends on what your club badge is.

I give it a week and a half, so 7 working days, before Yorkshire Happiness has called one of his new colleagues a cunt in here Good luck with it Wykiki.

Unwrapped thread, easier read I think https://skywriter.blue/pages/did:plc:d3z4gcd2zjj7uo43lv7icqsk/post/3lqlfd5shj22g

What’s the worst food you’ve had served up to you? ( Post piss-up kebab nonsense doesn’t count- they’re always dire) When I was working fitting ductwork, we went to the site canteen at Addenbrookes on the first day to try it out. “ Meat Pie, Chips and Peas” Hmm, I’ll ask what meat it is, what’s the worst that it could be, thunk I. Asked- “ It’s just meat pie luv” Oh -oh! Served up, looked fairly standard site canteen fare, chips were obviously cooked in old oil as they were dotted with black bits, but I thought “ Had worse…” Sat down, cut the pie open, and as I was thinking the exact same thing, the lads sitting next to me said “ What the fuck is that?” Chunks, not cubes, chunks that had just been hacked off, of pale pink, slimy looking pork luncheon meat (cheap Spam), we’re looking back at me in a pool of instant gravy. But that wasn’t the worst. It should have been on the menu as “Mixed Meat Pie” In equal amounts to the pink chunks, were crispy edged slices of what was clearly at least yesterday’s kebab meat, that had been sitting in the hot tray all day after being carved off… … then hoyed in with its pink mate to make this fucking abomination- no onions or other superfluous veg to get in the way of whatever the fuck this “meat” combo tasted like either. It looked like a meat version of Rocky Road Chocolate slice, Took it back to the counter and asked for a refund and the cheeky cunts said there nothing wrong with it! I said “ Ok then, if there’s nothing wrong with it, you have a bite of it, otherwise I’ll have my money, thanks.” Refunded.

He works in sport/football data

What does Kev Lawson do? The work he does on these pieces is ridiculous. Some of those wonderkids look very interesting.

£15bn on another 12 nuclear subs. FFS.

Good luck mate, if they ask you to go and get a long stand or a sky hook, they're taking the piss 😉