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Looks like the broken grave stones in Walker cemetery.

I was absolutely shitting it. Especially when I walked in and there was 5 female nurses. One for one too 🤣 but they put a numbing gel on the bell and tbh it's more uncomfortable than painful. The weird thing is they filled my bladder up and then emptied it! I basically sat in my own piss. Then! They.wanted to check my prostate and to do that I had to sign a form! Wtf. Here love you've just filmed my bell ends ffs!

firstly secondly 😳 after cancer, MND, dementia and looked in syndrome, a camera up that particular one-way street is up there with the things I hope I manage to avoid while on this earth. My old man had to have it done. Of course you have to be conscious for it. Said the last time he screamed that much was when Everton came from 2-0 down against Sheffield Wednesday to win 3-2 in the 1966 FA cup final

Told my Sarasota based sister to take her kids to the City Juventus game. They have blue blood thanks to me but it was their first City game. What a first game they got to see. 7 goals, My nephew idolised Haaland before he came to City too. It was a typical City possession type game but we look more direct now. Rodri and Reijnders look a deadly pair.

i honestly think we've moved on. thats if we were ever genuinely interested. i don't doubt we respect his quality but i wonder if we ever thought that he was attainable. tbh i'm quite liking Nunez at rb for us. he's made a few errors but he's been learning the role. he's definitely improved a lot as a defender. and he now seems to be offering more going forward. plus his pace is just silly.

Ok Tino might be a milffreak, possibly, if it's him and not some other cunt NUFC have put on their social media feed this afternoon 🤷‍♂️

Also, I’m not convinced that’s his Mam. She’s blonde and noticeably shorter? I think.

According to someone on Bluesky it's a myth DCL is always injured and we should sign him. He's only missed 90 games in 5 years.

Unless they’re tripping over penguins and frozen Victorian explorers, they’ve still got a fair bit of southward travel to go yet.

Apprentice means you’ve learned from an older mentor. All my own work…

It’s a shame you couldn’t find a pic of her with Tino.

Nee tits tho

Tino's mum > Gordon's missus 😆 Wasn't she in that Footballer 's Wives nonsense from about 20 years ago?

This bollocks makes it seem like they've sold themselves short at £200m. We were sold for £305m 4 years ago and it took Ashley a while to get a buyer. We're a club with over 100 years of history, one of the highest attendances in the country and huge international recognition - not to go all SMB but I've had people call out/comment positively on a Newcastle shirt in New York, Hawaii, South Africa, Italy, Sydney, Melbourne (and call out and comment negatively in London). I'm genuinely happy that women's football support, viewership and participation has had massive increases in the last 5 years but the reality is that it will always be a vastly inferior product as far as the game play is concerned. These sort of stunts to fund the main event only serve to make a mockery of the progress that has been made.

Yeah Chelsea women's team have been heavily involved in the later stages of the WCL, I think they may have even won it. With the best will in the world we weren't going to get even half that valuation.As you say even if we'd tried it in the first instance we'd have been blocked, wrong club badge 😑

FYP

I suppose its only like buying young player

They seem in the right place, TP? (Always happy to clarify and confirm).

That's all well and good, but are the stripes aligned ?

TP's first real connection.. "Hello? It's Toonpack here, have you got that file I asked for at the Shields police ball last week?"

I think most of those are better than our trefoil shirt tbh. Obviously they're tailored to the specific clubs so wouldn't necessarily translate to us but I just think that Adidas picked an awful shirt to re-imagine. It's almost as if the wanking by younger fans about the special kits they did for us wasn't based on actual evidence as they did a few stinkers to go with the odd diamond hence why the new one plus last year's white effort were a definite 'so fuck?' from me and don't get me started on the Saudi green obsession which is just not us.

Yeah but you could still theoretically demonstrate that more easily if you’re established, successful team I suppose. I.e. there’s no way we’d have been allowed to make a similar argument/have a similar valuation. I mean it’s all fucking bollocks anyway and it was just a way of letting Chelsea get out of their predicament.

Chelsea's women's team were valued at what they may be potentially worth On first glance, Chelsea Women being valued at £200m might seem quite high for a company with under £15m in revenue last season, but the long-term case for investment in women’s football is strong,” Jordan Gardner, a global football club management and investment strategy consultant at Twenty First Group, tells The Athletic. “NWSL expansion clubs starting from scratch are selling for well over $100m and are only going up. In comparison, Chelsea have incredible existing brand equity value, and it could be argued that £200m is undervalued when taking into account the upside opportunity leveraging the history and attractive location of the club, alongside the growth of the WSL.