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I'm just able to rise above it, lads. I'm SORRY you aren't as good as me.

Aye. Some people have short memories like. Alright, more like don't have long (over decade long) memories.

Looks like Huijsen is going to Real

Exactly who I was thinking of when reading HMHM’s post

Nah.

Bet he's got a 60 inch OLED TV too.

The locals wouldn't talk to gemmill tbh.

Not out of choice tho is it? #register

Rents is about to sell your story to the Daily Mail, 'Layabout who can't hold down a job and his benefits claimant wife (TOO ILL TO WORK!) enjoy five star luxury Mediterranean break - at YOUR expense'. He's gone very right wing these days.

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

Fuck off.

I've got two kids under eight and have been for a week in a 5* all inclusive hotel in each of the last two years without any kids. Just to really pile on your misery.

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

Not at all. Just jealous as fuck. I once went 5 star before kids, seems like a very distant memory.

You're not allowed nice things according to Renton.

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!

"Alreet bonny lad, non of that Fanta Naranja lark shite, get some of that Say-Vay-Tha in there" "¿Señor de la cerveza?" "Easy for yee to say" "Chop on now lad, its Fiesta time" "Señor, es Siesta?" "Aye aye, jog on Pedro"

I'm still amazed that 1) HMHM is at a hotel which has a minibar 2) the minibar (now) has more than 1 type of local beer and 3) he can afford to drink from said minibar. If you're about to tell me it's all inclusive and included I'm reassessing my life.

Dan Burn should be in the players list imo

Some of the Bruce ones felt that long tbf.

Also today, had a black Adidas NUFC t-shirt on and been stopped and spoken with by a few Spanish workers/gardeners and an Italian inter fan all talking about NUFC, a Spanish gardener Málaga fan was telling me about Cordero(sp) who's signing from his team, says they're not happy with him fucking off but what a player he is/could be. Of course I said to everyone of therm, 'do you hate the makems anarrl?' and they all replied they absolutely did and they only spoke to me because they loved the Amazon prime show about us.

Went back to the room at our hotel, kid comes in to top up mini bar, I says no to Fanta but I'll have more moretti, he gets confused and says cruzcampo, I say, cruzcampo, moretti and Heineken are fine, he comes back full of bottles and cans of moretti, cruzcampo AND Heineken. I just start laughing, give him the internationally recognised thumbs up and say 'muchos gracias, mi amigo, Tu numero Uno trabajar in Ikos' basically telling him in pidgin Spanish that I'm very grateful and he's the best worker in this hotel' he laughed and got the drift. 😁 More as I get it.

Slot and Salah will get it. Slot: He's won the league at the first attempt, with little fuss. Salah: Most goals, most assists, won the league.