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Thankfully not. No sex at all so far, lots of violence and bad accents.

Has Mirren got her septuagenarian jammers out yet in this terrible show?

The entitled way Ratcliffe goes on, it wouldn't be a massive shock if they dug a massive PSR hole for themselves for which he expects "but it's me!? The billionaire Jim Ratcliffe. Remember?!" to get him out of it. And with the PL, it might just work.

I’ve yet to have a single Newcastle fan offer me a quick rimjob tbh, and certainly none sporting a natty tea towel as headgear. So there you go Pig Shit Thick Keith, ram that up your greasy, clogged fundament.

How the fuck do you get brought up in Ireland and presumably still have Irish family, and that's what you come with when they ask you to do it in the accent? The genuine Irish lad in it (from the show Kin) must be in these scenes thinking wtf am I listening to here?!

Surely they can't just buy themselves out of the trouble that they bought themselves into.

The trailer (and his accent in it) has immediately put me off

Like thousands of other 7-8yr olds at the time , I had the Starsky cardigan with the waist tie, as he was seen as the coolest cunt on the show. I wish I’d had the stones to dress as the actual coolest lad in the show, His Huggyness The Bear. Would’ve made it soo much easier to keep my playground bitches in line too.

I'd be stunned if Howe did anything BUT side stepped a situation like that. He's repeatedly refused to be drawn into any situation where his words could come back and bite him on the arse. His ability to be measured in everything he says is one of the reasons he fits the role of head coach perfectly - particularly when you consider the criticism our ownership comes in for.

Corners look a lot better with Tonali taking them too

“Hello, is that the 1970’s? Can you come and take Toonpack back please, he’s got a severe case of Starsky and Hutch derangement syndrome” …

You have pretty much summed it up like my aunty did last week 'Mehhh, it's alright'

Agreed. He's so calm and honest in the way he delivers stuff. It's the balance he does as well. Showing how great Denmark is at XYZ but then showing how fucked up they are in their attitude towards BAME residents.

Half an hour seems a long time to being getting handed a cheque. Can only imagine the things he made her do for it....

If he's that good he would drop his use of dynamic pricing.

I wasn't aware of this before. He's a good lad, Springsteen. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced25n993x6o

We're watching Mobland. It's alright, keeps you wanting to come back for the next episode but I wouldn't particularly tell anyone to seek it out. But the accents. Fucking hell. Pierce Brosnan was brought up in Ireland to the age of 12 and speaks in the most cartoonish Irish accent. It's TERRIBLE. And Helen Mirren's is no better, other than so far she's said a lot less than him.

He wouldn't have said that if it wasn't released that it was a honkey

The club's motivational poster game is strong. Assume this is up at the training ground, it's from Bruno's insta.

Too small a sample size. I think there's only Messi has done it across a career.

If he signs for us, the former. If he signs for Man Utd, the latter

Everything he does is great imo

Mbeumo has outperformed his xG more than any other player in the league this season. Does that mean he's a world class goalscorer or has gotten very lucky?

Howe's "we need to move quickly" alarm will be fucking blaring this morning if a) our interest in Mbeumo is real and b) he's definitely in talks with Man United. If ever there was a transfer window when we should expect to be a bigger pull than them, it's this one. Wages notwithstanding.

"Nothing less than very good" sounds like a long lost Housemartins album.