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Again, me or WWG?

Fyp

It's a bit worrying to be honest, he's stopped calling the folks at his work cunts as well, somethings amiss.

That's no place for a circumcision.

Iim half cut in a hot tub in the lakes 😂😜

Is this what wykiki has been like while I'm away. Just posting random foreign shit with the word Newcastle in it. The new Polarboy.

Only provided you're wearing lycra, err... I mean NOT wearing lycra. (Cough, ahem).

Fucking "Emlyn Begley". Wonder who that stupid cunt supports and was named after. The BBC is basically a Liverpool fanzine.

Are you fucking about with my occasional déjà vu again?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cj0mj970y0eo Well BBC considering one of them couldn't defend for toffee you can fuck off

Locksmith-“What kind of lock is it?” Mackem Lard- “ Chubb …”

I know it’s meant to be Roman ruins but it reminded of the time when fucking hundreds of them queued up to climb to the top of Penshaw monument. I.e. a slightly higher view from the top of a column already perched on top of a hill

That's gonna need some monstrous lock picks

Apparently Meelan are after him. Would be funny if we took him like we did Botman

He’s eaten them, the fat fuck.

Fake News. There's no blue pop or keeyze.

You're always welcome. We need someone with a truck and hammer 😉

Me or Wideopen’s new Wavy Gravy?

When HMHM is sorted we've said we're gan for a beer. Suppose you could come too

20m euros for Trafford? £17m? That’s cheaper than all the other reports I’ve seen. Decent if true…

Bedevere Henderson running the midfield battalions and Galahad Pickford picking up horse shite at the back.

They’ve won a major trophy and played competitive European football more recently than Gateshead was in County Durham 👍🏻