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Blimey; our recent win over Chelsea looks good value now!

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer set of beige cunts tbh.

Love Manchester United me. Love that mackem rascal Diallo too.

I value my nuts thank you

I’d rather it was Forest than either of them. It’ll be cruel on Ryan Yates if he doesn’t get to break an opposing players leg in the CL.

Probably better that Chelsea cunts got in rather than Villa, sets Villa back and the blue fraudsters are minted either way, by fair means or foul.

Fuck them.

Happy Transfer window!

Surprised Reece James didn't smash him that fat cripple.

Villa took the lead and it got disallowed cos the ref had blown for a foul on a Villa player earlier in the move, I think.

Shite man

Howe looked absolutely furious at full time mind while Tindall was telling players we have still managed to qualify

Sky are showing the Liverpool trophy thing ffs. Nobody cares lads. All the news was happening elsewhere today.

Trying to look for it. Might just YouTube later alongside Emery's no doubt furious interview

Fuck ING Hell Told yous Everton were playing well. Be a few wet trousers in here until Man U saved our season Now let’s fucking SPEND SPEND SPEND

Marinakis is on the pitch at the City Ground doing Big Daddy belly slams into all the Chelsea lads. They think he might have killed Reece James.

Can't have been hard to write. "Thanks for the cheque, laters, lol."

Has whossname done his speech on the pitch yet?

What a gift Manu havebeen this season, comedy all year round and delivered when we needed them to. Legends

Get up on the back of the sofa and start chanting "WE ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!" at her. Opportunities like this don't come around all that often.

Nah. Gordon has been shite all season and Barnes seems to have Miggy type purple patches. If we can get decent money I’d ship both of them out.

Cup winning, Champions League having, fucking legends, every one of them

Missus is in tears. Convinced the result means MGW will be replacing KDB at Man City. Ive been told I’m not to moan about our predicament in any way, even after today’s result. She’s got a point, like…

Fucking keep showing Gordon’s lass from the shoulders up.