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Cunha on the verge of joining Man United for £62.5m Be interested to see if this gets over the line if they fuck up on Wednesday night.

No-one said they run out of the box, they release the ball before kicking it (no shit sherlock!), but it's nigh on always outside the box when they do, just watch for it.

"Bruno! Bruno! Get rid, none of that forrin muck shite, for fuck sake!"

Thanks for this - I hope your missus manages to reach her goals in all that too.

I'd love to see them get 15 games into next season and have to panic-appoint Dyche to try and keep them up. The Theatre of Gruel.

I'm just reading an alternative article on it. Get this prick.... "Mr Bakhaty, 77, claimed the school 'deliberately' built the football pitch to 'upset' him and his wife." Yeah that's right, a school spent £36,000 of their precious budget just to piss you off. Also the school initially setup a meeting to discuss the matter with Mr and Mrs Bakhaty but it was said this was 'not a success'. What an absolute pair of cunts!

The extra time taken to write that HUBRIS-SOAKED message has cost you DEAR.

Beat me to it by seconds!

Don't worry rookie, Detective ewerk is on the case.

Right I've found said football pitch and their gaff. The pitch is is the 5-a-side one to the right of the image, their house is that monstrosity to the left - I assume the pool has a cover on it. Basically the road is nearer than the football pitch. Someone needs to go there with a ball cannon and just aim it at the pool FFS

Did you look for a pool that's full of footballs?

Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Fuck me, what a pile of shit, get some perspective you upper-class pricks!

Horrible cunt tbh.

Can't add anything that others haven't said Rayvin. My missus runs a procurement consultancy services company for schools helping them tender for services such as cleaning, catering, ICT etc. It's a fucking nightmare at the best of times as you have clients (schools) with extremely challenged budgets having to deal with suppliers who are trying to rinse every single penny they can. She also provides contract monitoring services which can be a complete shit show. As you allude to there is anything but stability in the industry and running a consultancy - it's huge peaks and troughs and I've witnessed her losing sleep worrying she's not going to be able to have enough revenue to pay her staff one month to the next where they've got a ridiculous amount of work they're struggling to deliver it. She's also by trying her utmost to get herself back onto the property ladder and the lack of stability has made it unbelievably challenging. You've nothing to be ashamed of here at all mate - I take my hat off to anyone who had do what you do and this place is all about venting and allowing others to support you in that. It's what I love about this place - we all take the piss, but we're all supportive of each other. Keep talking mate, we're all happy to listen.

Not the place for your bizarre eroticism, Renton

I reckon he might just be a cardboard cutout

Just seen this, Rayvin. Not much further to add to what others have said. But I 100% agree with ewerk that you have nothing to be ashamed of. Make sure you talk about it. It’s not easy and it’s brave of you to have done so on here. It really does help and gives you a sense of perspective though. I think everyone on here thinks highly of you and has no problem with you venting (I would much rather you did if it helps you). Likewise your other mates would hate to think you burying stiff instead of sharing your burden with them. Don’t bottle shit up. It’s bad for you and you’ll possibly find they’ve got some good ideas for where your career could go next.

I was genuinely looking to see if Mark Gillespie, the often NUFC videoed keeper was there somewhere at the back?

Offering your daughter up to a man you're advising to study at the feet of another man accused of inappropriate sexual advances is SO CT.

The ball leaves their hands before they kick it. I don't think keepers are routinely running out of the box with the ball still in their hands.

The Stan after last Wednesday’s Northumberland Senior Cup win at SJP

All the best with your search for happiness mate. It usually ends up coming from somewhere you hadn't even considered. Not to elevenrife your situation, but back in 2003 I went from 100k a year and all the trimmings, to picking drunks and druggies up in a taxi. The last 20 years have been the happiest of my life. As Tom mentioned, maybe it's time to try and change things up in your non work life and see what happens. Dating site might be a shout as well, however I do have a 35 year old daughter I am trying to offload. Teacher as well. I would suggest a date with a Tony Robbins podcast and disconnecting from all the political stuff you are involved with. Never be afraid to pour this stuff out on here. We love it and Ewerk will make your life hell with it in 20 years

Is he sucking his finger?

Should've made them pay the court costs and ordered them to do 200 hours community service reffing the five-a-sides.