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At least half the games are against no marks. Plus if we want to keep our best players then we need to be CL regulars. I’m not sure an eight hour mid week flight to FK Carrier Bag is going to be an acceptable substitute.

That’s Trevor hanging out at Franklin’s ken. Don’t try and trick us.

Looking like a stone cold assassin.

Hope has just posted footage of Isak arriving at SJP so looks like he's at least in the squad.

EL nights. Potential trophy.

If he fancies it, I'm sure there'll be a career path for him at the club beyond his playing days.

And give up the CL nights? Absolutely not. Not to mention the difference in prize money.

journey up today.... tibshelf services was full of the cunts, m1/m18/a1 corridor reeked of them. how does he know this I hear you ask yourself? they're surely unidentifiable as it's only gravy stained mags that wear football tops on a non match day. not the case, there's not one of the stinking cunts been changed since they turned trafalgar square in to a landfill site on friday night.

Why though? I quite fancy a go at the Europa League personally. Que sera.

Make sure you get T00nraider to point you in the right direction. Dear me

That's the aim these days though, come up, grab the cash, go back down minted (in comparison) and try again and attempt to consolidate.

No, I don’t. Hope this helps.

Anyone know if any of the foreign channels will have any build up to our match? Or straight to the ground five minutes before KO?

1- Good 2- Ok 3- Gooderer 4- Yes. 5- No.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the young prince cashes out this summer. Even he must know they’re straight down again next season.

Speaking of crack… Pulled in to the paper mill this morning at about 7:30 to load up with reels, just as I’m coming out of the office, back in to the warehouse, another one of our wagons pulls in - it’s George, young lad, sound as fuck, mackem fan We pair up and help each other load our wagons, and as we do so the subject turns to yesterday’s spawny win. As I said, he’s a sound lad and after I asked him how many times he thinks they’ll win a game he just shook his head and said “we’ll be needing lube”. The crack carry’s on, all good natured piss taking, and we get to the subject of players and transfers… He doesn’t expect the Pocket Money Billionaire to spend anything, and I said “ Aye, you’re going to struggle to find 10 defenders on loan deals mind…” He didn’t pick up the burn at first, then stopped mid-sentence and did a Big Phil… Made my day

Probably as long as the odds of your crack being decent.

Sky made a thing about this and how 'United have a big part to play in the race for the CL football' Talk about creative Man United content.

Not remotely nervous about this. I feel like I should be nervous because I'm not feeling nervous. But still not nervous. Is it a good sign I'm not nervous? Maybe the nerves will kick in soon.

It’ll be some statue as well…

Caption Competition! “Get” ”To” ”FUCK!”

They absolutely can't stand us.