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The reboot is launching later this year featuring CT and The Fish’s sister.

I have my new car about a month now. Staying in a hotel in Derry last night and the underground car park is really tight so thought I’d reverse park. Doing a fine manly job of it, keeping a close eye on the reversing camera then BANG! I thought I’d hit my new spoiler as the sensors hadn’t gone off and it protrudes out from the back of the car but looked round and the entire back window was fucking smashed. Turns out there was a beam that sits out from the wall about five feet off the ground that neither my camera or sensors picked up. So just a little lesson to always check the rear view mirror when reversing.

Apparently Beadle was a massive and reputedly absolutely first class Gooner well known for paying for drinks and in some cases hotel rooms for his fellow north London bollock achingly tedious 1-0 merchants as they were at the time. And he was funny for about 6 months when I was 14 ☺️

A CLASSIC British funny man at the top of his game, is what it is.

Tbf a lot of my mates just started taking their kids to the local club and they lucked out on being there for the entire Eddie Howe 3 promotions era. To hear some of them talk now though you wouldn’t think they weren’t wanking themselves stupid when eg Liverpool won the champions league in 2005 and started trying to look down their nose at me. I like to remind them of that every now and then

Political correctness put the Golightly Family out of work. Nobody talks about that when they're accusing people of fat shaming.

Here we go.

Remember the Golightly Family on Beadle's About. Parading through fine China shops knocking everything off the shelves cos they were all massive. Same joke every week - watch theese fat cunts knock stuff over or break things in furniture shops by sitting on them. Ahhh the good old days.

I'm just back from a jolly boy's outing weekend with my dad and bro on the isle of Islay. We stayed in Port Ellen and walked the distillery trail from starting at Laphraoig then going up to Lagavulin and Ardbeg. Highly recommended. Rugged, beautiful coastline. Super friendly people on an island with only 3k inhabitants. Everyone there is a whisky expert.

correct - a cup of flour, a cup of milk and a cup of eggs produces perfect fluffy yorkshires which rise like a bastard every time

I once worked a project with someone called Comfort Golightly 😂

He's probably Australian anyway

The cat clearly knows it's triggering you

Ray Comfort btw. Like a name Bob Mortimer would make up.

Aye so was this lad...

Its a joke. Their keeper wasted close to a minute the first time they had a goal kick!

Yep. For sure. Ange's suicidal dedication to this style shows the weakness of him most of all imo. He's like a religious zealot and perhaps not too bright. Nothing works all the time or forever (unless you're City or RM). But he's just like fuck it play it out more, mate! We're bein' brave cunts! Embarrassing. Makes me want to remind everyone I'm originally from NZ.

That's happened loads to us.

Just watching the goals back on the NUFC channel and Raisbeck says something I didn't notice at the time, only 1 minute injury time put up in the first half with some of the shit that went on as we were piling the pressure on for a breakthrough goal. Compare and contrast with certain other clubs.

I think it goes back to their teams being in the 3rd/4th tier and not being televised, so the fans just pick a top flight team to watch.

I think there are two separate discussion points here. 1) Keeping possession 2) Tactically playing out from the back Every time the ball went back to De Gea high pressing teams would close him down and often get a mistake out of him. This happens to Pope as well which is why he generally just bollocks it recently (clearly been told) and an upgrade would be good in that area soon. I wouldn’t want a team that plays out like a Spurs or Brighton (last year). The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

Think @PaddockLadsaid similar about Bournemouth fans he's knew through the years.

The TNT Comms who usually do Italian football games are better than the ones doing the PL games as there's no real club bias to factor in, however.... because the Napoli game was decided by two Scott McTominey goals it was a 90 minute wankathon because he's not only British but ex-Man United. The trouble with commentator and ex-pro teams is they're like kids egging each other on and trying to outdo each other with every bit of hyperbolic shit they come out with just building it up in layers. Should've tried to find it on the DAZN IT channels, (You can't hear the shit if you don't speak the language plus there's usually some smart presenters and reporters on them as well ).