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The now gone Willows on Scrogg road.

I thought he was funny as toothache, personally. (Mike Myers, not TP).

Wallsend Buffs?

Probably some dodgy Chinese betting company..... Oh, you mean the shirt?

Talking of shit, club I used to get into was always rammed on a Sunday, especially when we were on sky, pre-firestick sports, the main bogs would regularly clog up and be out of order so one Sunday, there's the glass collector, decent enough bloke but not the full shilling, coming out of the bogs up to his arms in, err liquid, says he's just about fixed it. Twenty minutes later he's walking around, same clothes offering roast tatties and roast sausages on platters to everyone. I'd never known so few takers as normally everyone got stuck in. Carry on and Betty when you call me, you can call me Keyth.

Jesus christ what the fuck is that?

Over broken glass.

Could be worse, lads.

next time keith.... buy 4 remoulds and drive faster.

Get yer sou’wester on, she wants to call in to Peover on the way back.

My reputation precedes me.

Let me guess- he’s from Wideopen?

The human Glade air-unfreshener. Pffft.

@Howmanheyman- how’s the eyesight these days?

Tell there's only room for one clit hero this weekend.

Me and Mrs. F. are having a filthy weekend away at Fingringhoe. We might stop at Clitheroe on the way.

Soz. I feel a bit deflated now, tbh.

That looks class. It'll be full of Tory cunts, but a lovely place. I had a week down there, staying at an Airbnb in Piddlehinton. Fucking Piddlehinton!

That's the most slanderous thing yet!

Ironic that the most famous baked goods advert ever is on a street originally built by some royal lad who burnt cakes.

True, but the "woke generation" are going back in time and pulling people on behaviour so its right up their street.

alreet, toonpack