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@Howmanheyman Hope it all works out for you, mate. At least getting a diagnosis is a good thing.

After it didn’t work out as a professional footballer they opened a chain of chilled out barber shops 👍🏻

I, for one, welcome our new technological overlords

Shit HMHM, hope all settles down/works out. You've no luck mate, Fucking typical you get this "can't drive to work" gold card when work's only 10 mins walk away.

@Howmanheyman, seriously, sounds weird. At keast you have an explanation now I guess and it also sounds like there is treatment available.

Who's this bellend? FFS.

You've told this story before mate.

WTF are you on about

Fuckin Wizard? Fuckin wizard’s sleeve more like…. preferred Slade anyway

Fixed.

I know some of us are old cunts but posting using the font usually reserved for books in the "special" section of the library patronising in the extreme and not a little insulting tbh.

At least when the end came, it was tranquil.

Ffs sort your formatting

He never made it, sorry to be the one to have to tell you.

That makes a bit more sense. Not quite sure I can buy into the narrative. Seems a bit rinse and repeat with set formats. Why did we sign Bruno? Howe doesn't trust him and doesn't want to play him. He isn't fit for Premier League. He was forced on Howe and that is why Shelvey is still playing. Why did we loan Hall? Howe doesn't trust him and doesn't want to play him. Hall does nothing in training. He was forced on Howe and that is why Hall is still playing. Osula to a lesser extent... blah blah blah, that is why Wilson is playing. The alternative story which goes through changing the player's name: Bruno's head has gone. He doesn't want to play for Newcastle any more. He is not at the standard he was when he first got here... Gordon's head has gone. He wants to play for Liverpool. Gordon is not the same player he was... Both had their first kids around the time the articles ran. Gordon may go. If he does, I hope we make a profit and that he continues to develop. I just don't buy it. I cannot see Grealish here. I think Howe could get him playing well, I just don't see it. A few players have went to Manchester City and just bombed e.g. Grealish and Philips.

Can you definitively tell us what happened to Tranquillo Barnetta? I’m tired of not knowing.

Newcastle's main target, right winger Mbeumo, might seem the most likely candidate to reach the much-needed goalscoring tally this team needs to succeed in the Champions League. However, Harvey Barnes has scored more goals than Anthony Gordon this season and has increased his market value. Over the previous two seasons, he has progressively improved, especially this one. He is more likely to score with his left foot and has a more accurate shot, giving him a better chance of winning when he is in the team. While Anthony Gordon is sharper and faster, the goals come mainly because he cuts in with his preferred foot, so he has been successful with his greater range in facing goal. So why can't he play on the right wing and assist the center forward more often, bringing his sharpness and pace, I would argue with his preferred foot, to pass the ball more directly to Isak, thus ceding the left wing position to Harvey Barnes? He has scored one goal in every four games, which is quite impressive for a left winger. In any case, the PSR and the lack of signings have undoubtedly been taken into account. However, I've seen the first team grow over those three seasons, which indicates that the players are improving. In my opinion, goalkeepers are on the wane, so there's something to that, and they could sign a right centre half valued in around at £50 million bracket but why if Sven Botman can stay fit all season? It reminds me of another Johnathon Woodgate's story, come so near yet so far. I've discovered that Newcastle United aren't very successful with defenders of Anglo-Saxon origin. The most formidable opponent was Albeit. Bring in the Belgian defender. Zeno Koen Debast, for example, has a market value of 30 million pounds and a release clause of 80 million pounds. Jumping up from £20 million last season alone. Debast's style of play has drawn comparisons to Vincent Kompany, another product of Anderlecht's football school. But because the players a good lad he’ll be better suited with the likes of Isak. Like the frame of mind Shearer steers. The midfield is perfectly fine okay, and Joelinton is worth much more than £35 million and the same as Barnes. As well as another centre forward who is also valued in that position is somebody better than Callum Wilson? I'd like to see Mbeumo come this season, but it's not the end of the world judging by the statistics. And Manchester United, in fact, are slow in the transfer market; just look at how they're handling Fernandez.

At least thats what im assuming OP is referring too?

A couple of knownothings have released articles that gordon is off to liverpool and we'll be going after grealish.

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I'll be too busy announcing Leighton Baines signing, MF. Sorry.