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I’ve always hated Rod Stewart

I had ball cancer the first time so half of Salford and Manchester have seen my cock and balls during inspections. I really didn’t enjoy a doctor bringing in two what looked to me teenage girls, who were apparently trainee doctors. If they have to learn I suppose it best be on the smallest cock in town so they can get used to it.

If we just get DCL and no RW or back up striker then serious questions need asking. But IMO that won't happen.

Whether people think Pedro is a bullet dodged or not, it appears that we've now lost out on 4 players in a row that could play across the front 3 and deputise for Isak at CF if needed (Cunha, Mbuemo, Delap and Pedro). You wonder how far down the list we've got to go before re-signing Wilson or getting DCL on a free becomes an option

What would he be after wages wise? Mother fucker should be on disability allowance. He's another Wilson.

If he didn't want to come here I'm not fussed at all we've missed out. We absolutely need to keep the dressing room spirit intact. The important thing is the club moves fast on other targets now and not dally till the end of the window.

Loves Farage too 🙄

As I was saying earlier Pedro seems like a Class A cunt, and not like Gordon who is a cunt to the opposition but a top class lad within the toon. Pedro will fit in well at Chelsea. Bullet dodged imho. Heard the mackems were interested in Pedro too until someone pointed out that's not how Adam Johnston is spelled... What's the craic with Oshimen these days he was been touted to everyone as the next big thing?

DCL on a free 🤪

Some cunt on Bluesky saying it's a myth he's always injured and when someone says he's shit his reply was 'he needs to stay fit and get a run '🤣 We need players to take us to the next level. DCL is doggers

Also, that cunts pied us twice now. I hope he gets done for doping after his first game for them. Anyway onwards and upwards. Who we bringing in as Wilson's replacement? It better not be fucking DCL

Needs to be some law coming in here about the maximum number of players you can have on the books, like. They must have close to 50 players in and around their first team squad now? You’re just actively ruining careers at some point

That's £105m Chelsea have spent in one day btw

Surely we had encouragement from his agent if we were still pushing for him though. Mbuemo interest seemed to end overnight.

If its true he only wanted to go there then fuck him.

ahhh... the long hot summer of low balling and watching all your targets fuck off somewhere else.

And what will his wages be? PSR has absolutely tucked us.

Rod Stewart, man. Dressed like a pimp from the old west, grunting his way through the set while moving like he’s in claymation. Fucking woeful

I hope he rots on the bench

£50m

Pedro to chelsea.her we go.corruption

Honestly, so you should. I don't fear death, sweet, sweet death, I fear falling to bits.

You know what's going to happen: Chelsea, Villa, Tom, Dick and Harry will all sell themselves their women's teams, hotels, arse wipes and used towels. By the time we're ready to do it the rules will have changed. The pace of decision making at this club has to improve if we have any hope of catching up. Not that they could have done anything in particular about the women's team.

Absolutely dreading that some of this shit will be coming my way in my 40s