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Trump with one of his trademark delays. Someone made a boo boo and needs a nappy change.

This was excellent timing for us to sign a ‘trade’ deal. Trump was as desperate for a deal with any major economy as the Tories were after Brexit.

It’s wall to wall Murray mints and worthers. Every so often a quality street tin is thrown in the room to liven things up a bit, but it’s always got a sewing kit in it.

It’s their shit I’m cooking tbf, and I harshly punish anyone who leaves tread marks on the dining room chairs.

That's got to be to do with your cooking.

Wonder what the snacks are like at the conclave. They're in there a long time, it wants to be something better than big bowls of Jesus slices (whatever the fuck they call it). Joritos.

Mine stand up to wipe their arse at the dinner table.

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows.

Unreliable memory. Firstly I thought it was sons and daughters that that happened on, secondly I thought the lad nicked the hat, not his bitch sister pulling it down over his head. Sons and Daughters was a lot less interesting. But what a tune.

Typical Americans, so uncouth.

I beg your fucking pardon? You shut your fucking trash mouth.

"Stop being a flaming bunyip, yeah?"

Aye But it's closed for 6 days. Just seems pointless.

Food is off the table apparently but we'll soon find out.

Xg is a pointless statistic for individual games, it’s meant for long term analysis of a team but is supposed to be used alongside other stats. There are various Xg models and they can all result in different outcomes but only by small margins. It also has inherent limitations like different skill levels, luck (good and bad) and the dynamic nature of the game. In short both sides of the argument should really stop going on about it being fucking useless/the best thing in the world.

Closer each day.... Home and Away

Nah, we can't both be.

It's the Club World Cup thing, right?