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Fuck ING Hell Told yous Everton were playing well. Be a few wet trousers in here until Man U saved our season Now let’s fucking SPEND SPEND SPEND

Marinakis is on the pitch at the City Ground doing Big Daddy belly slams into all the Chelsea lads. They think he might have killed Reece James.

Can't have been hard to write. "Thanks for the cheque, laters, lol."

Has whossname done his speech on the pitch yet?

What a gift Manu havebeen this season, comedy all year round and delivered when we needed them to. Legends

Get up on the back of the sofa and start chanting "WE ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!" at her. Opportunities like this don't come around all that often.

Nah. Gordon has been shite all season and Barnes seems to have Miggy type purple patches. If we can get decent money I’d ship both of them out.

Cup winning, Champions League having, fucking legends, every one of them

Missus is in tears. Convinced the result means MGW will be replacing KDB at Man City. Ive been told I’m not to moan about our predicament in any way, even after today’s result. She’s got a point, like…

Fucking keep showing Gordon’s lass from the shoulders up.

Sticking his beach umbrella in like Graeme Souness at Fenerbahce.

Dick Emery not happy with the ref

Wifey? Is that you?

MC Tazo.

Spot on. For a change, Pickford was mentally in the game. Moyes clearly has changed the mindset of the club and given the journey they have been on, having the sliders on for the last game of the season seemed unlikely. In some respects, this is what we need, the reality check that we need to strengthen further in the summer to build on what has been another fantastic season under Howe.

Now for a big summer. Long overdue minor overhaul needed

Who’s the cunt beside Schar in the beige jacket?

Craig Hope reckons Mitchell is waiting in the tunnel in Speedos and Ray Bans holding an NUFC beach towel, and he's coming out to sunbathe on the centre spot.

What an amazing season. They weren't at their best today. But what a team.

He was still insanely handsome with a tooth knocked out. It’s no wonder Wyki lets him plug his missus tbh.

The results that have happened btw that some insisted were impossible. Was it @OTFtold me there was NO CHANCE that Man United beat Villa.

It's astonishing that Man U, of all teams, came through. That was absolutely rubbish though. Big overhaul needed in the summer.

Wilson is in bits. Feel bad for slating him for the last few months now. The gorgeous cunt.

How can Wilson still look so handsome whilst crying?