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That sounds a lot like being yer run of the mill jaded employed person tbf. Your free from that now. Enjoy retirement.

Well pardon fucking me for wanting a club I’ve supported for five decades or so to actually wear their correct colours.

FFS. I’m so sick of this! It’s not state-sponsored murder, it’s state-organised murder. Dickheads.

Looks like the Glazers PR stunt of employing some British blowhard and his friends is working perfectly. The stadium and facilities continue to crumble, they have a fraud of a manager, a team of overrated, overpaid and past-it shit, a group of young "talents" that'll be clogging up mid-to-lower level PL teams in a few years, and meanwhile the supporters are happy to indulge in the media crafted distraction of getting riled up about not being allowed to just take someone else's contracted employee for free. They're a supporter base that deserves every last bit of suffering brought upon them by shit ownership. Do any of them stop to think that maybe Ashworth isn't worth the coin and perhaps they've been had given current circumstances? The cunt can't manage his emails. How's he going being the central hub of a wheel in his own life or whatever shit he likes to peddle out like a teenage boy who hasn't read the book for his homework? But Ratcliffe wants him so they're up and about. The more we learn about this dickhead the more it becomes clear that he's much better suited to a job at ManU. He's left a legitimate project for a mirage. He's as much a fool as their supporters. ManU's transformation into a bunch of small timers is remarkable for its pace. It's like having the best PL team ever right next door to them has done something to their collective psyche.

That whammy bar likely now identifies as a thermin.

Grammar Nazis.

Same thread. Forgetting who has sponsored them for nearly 15 years "Geordie owners quick on releasing info when it suits them eh. Keep quiet on state sponsored murder but heaven forbid someone wants a new job."

"Wouldn’t trust anything from the Geordie PR media." https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof-currently-tending-to-his-garden.478683/page-48 Some MLF should tell them it's not Geordie PR media it's Magedia 😂

Our survey said....

A new trattoria has opened near me, run by an Italian American lad from New York. We went the other night and it was excellent, but the portions were mental and we couldn’t finish even half of our dishes. The gaffer, Mario, asked ” Ho- you wanna box for them leftovers?” I said ” No mate, I don’t do combat sports”.

This story just keeps getting better.

All I have to say to you heathens is … … Chapel fucking hat pegs!

He just refused to wear Sambas in protest against Rishi

https://x.com/keithedwards/status/1792992310029877709?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw Leslie Nielsen was way ahead of his time…

Merson giving his thoughts with slavvers on his jumper.

Who takes their fucking socks and shoes off on a train btw? Anyway, another stinking day beckons for Sunak where he'll be expected to sack Mercer, but probably doesn't have the balls to.

Soldier Boy cabinet minister Johnny Mercer sitting openly writing a memo slagging off the PM on a train. Laptop screen duly photographed by passenger and handed to the Times.

I’ve emailed Ashworth a photo of my shit.

I can imagine Ratcliffe seeing the news and thinking emails don't count, whilst continuing to make their predicament worse. He's been a blessing.