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Eddie's Barn Door worrying mags v Dummy-Spitter Lego Head's "long suffering" Crybabies

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Eddie's exhausted entertainers v Pep's pricey primadonnas - Carabao Cup Semi-final first leg St. James' Park Tuesday 13th January Kick-off 8pm

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Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

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Eddie's Graft to the whistle mags v Pep's, we've won lads, lets chill last two mins BOTTLING FUCKS!

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Eddie's Inconsistent, who knows who's gonna turn up Mags v Franks Romero and Juliet

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Eddie's injury time comeback spirit of King Kev entertainers v Eddie's bogey team - FA Cup, Sat 10-Jan 3pm

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Eddie's International Paddy Basher and Samba Mags v Lopetegui's Porn Barron Funded Flammable Bubble Blowers

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Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets

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Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes

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Eddie's Remaining Graft Hard Bastards v Chaamone Mother Fucking Leaving The League Claret Mofo's Heeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee

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Eddie's Tino-inspired titans v Barcelona

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eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare

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Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Eddie’s Black and White Bottlers v Marco’s White and Black Cheese and Wine Eaters - Wed 17th Dec - 20:15 GMT

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Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las.

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Eddie’s Couldn’t Score in a Brothel Mags vs Guehi’s piss taking underachievers

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Eddie’s Impassable Picket Line vs Scabs.

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Eddie’s late thread lackeys v de Zerbi’s beach bums

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Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments.

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Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

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Eddie’s stronger squad, which will bounce back after a turgid game against Leeds with the new Crouch and Defoe, vs Wolves

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Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire

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Eddies (please be Eddies) bouncing back mags vs Ipswich who are pretty much already down.

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Eddies Inconsistent Magpies v Enzos Inconsistent Cockney wide boys - Sat 20th Dec 12:30 KO

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Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves

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Eddies play shit n win or play well n lose mags vs Cole Palmer

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Eddies thanks for the Millions, how’s the rat, Burns coming for you again, European heroes v Slots one hit wonders, it was all Klopps doing anyway, moaning Mary’s (Saturday 8pm)

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Edgar

Edgar Davids

Edgar: Why I'm ready to leave Toon

Ediie's couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo mags v Baddiel's favourite Cockney nazis (ironic)

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Edmilson deal agreed?

Edson Braafheid

Eduardo's career over?

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Effing Disgrace

EFL Cup Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers 730 KO 15/9/20

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EFL Trophy

Eggy face

Eidur open to Hammers move

Eight buyers 'in Newcastle talks'