Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

[Gemmill 53569]

[Holden McGroin 8199]

1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

We need to forget about the Isak and Wilson experiment for this one and go back to just starting one of them.

 

And the King Allan Saint Maximin, our most creative player needs to start. 

 

I agree with first point but we need the knight in shining armour...Sir Sean of LongstaffShire to play and Big Joel on the left. Suffocate them with the press then throw on ASM or Isak/Wilson if need them.

[Toonpack 12428]

[wykikitoon 24130]

2 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

We need to forget about the Isak and Wilson experiment for this one and go back to just starting one of them.

 

And the King Allan Saint Maximin, our most creative player needs to start. 

He can fall over and give goals away. 

 

Why the fuck does he wear so many bandages too? Is it to put people off buying him? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15332]

2-1 win with a cagey last 10 minutes leading to pure relief. Not sexually before anyone starts

[toonotl 3782]

I think we'll get a scrappy 4-0 win with 38% possession.

[Toonpack 12428]

Beware the ref and VAR, CL places going to last day would be "box office" for them.

[Alex 38184]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

2-1 win with a cagey last 10 minutes leading to pure relief. Not sexually before anyone starts

Unless you’re asleep. On an aeroplane 

[Monkeys Fist 46833]

3-1 after going behind to a ropey Pelanty. 
 

Tindall to play as a traditional no9. 

[RobinRobin 13132]

[Monkeys Fist 46833]

27 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

[Dr Gloom 24537]

Democracy has spoken. Gemmill might have to go on sabbatical if we don’t win this 

[Dr Gloom 24537]

4-0

 

[Gemmill 53569]

A simple, straightforward, and most importantly, relaxing win. That's all I can envisage from this one.

[ewerk 34746]

5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Democracy has spoken. Gemmill might have to go on sabbatical if we don’t win this 

Democracy also gave us Brexit and 13 years of Tory rule. It can’t always be trusted.

[thebrokendoll 11041]

6 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Democracy also gave us Brexit and 13 years of Tory rule. It can’t always be trusted.

 

exactly.

sun readers gave us 11 years of margaret thatcher.

that could very soon look like a good call.

[Gemmill 53569]

First match thread we've ever had with a paedophile ring operating in it. Unclear what effect this will have.

[spongebob toonpants 4605]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

First match thread we've ever had with a paedophile ring operating in it. Unclear what effect this will have.

Already with the Trumpian excuses. Please get back to the unfounded confidence

[ewerk 34746]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

First match thread we've ever had with a paedophile ring operating in it. Unclear what effect this will have.

Suddenly he’s scared of the competition.

[Holden McGroin 8199]

1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Already with the Trumpian excuses. Please get back to the unfounded confidence

when the stats fail then then all that’s left is fragile bravado. 

[Renton 24796]

Democracy honks, especially this thread which is as corrupt as Putin's Russia. I mean the state of the title man. "Stuttering Brighton" have just beaten what were the champions elect until a month ago, and are guaranteed second. 3 fucking nil away from home. And why did he put "Stuttering"? Cos he jumped the gun after they were slaughtered by an Everton team HE told us were relegated! 

 

It may be time to consider the unthinkable. Start a parallel thread for the true supporters. Salvage want we can. Abandon thread.  

[Monkeys Fist 46833]

9 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

when the stats fail then then all that’s left is fragile bravado. 

What did @The Fish do to be dragged in to this? 

[RobinRobin 13132]

14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Don't mock the man with an enlarged prostate 

[Gemmill 53569]

8 hours ago, Renton said:

Democracy honks, especially this thread which is as corrupt as Putin's Russia. I mean the state of the title man. "Stuttering Brighton" have just beaten what were the champions elect until a month ago, and are guaranteed second. 3 fucking nil away from home. And why did he put "Stuttering"? Cos he jumped the gun after they were slaughtered by an Everton team HE told us were relegated! 

 

It may be time to consider the unthinkable. Start a parallel thread for the true supporters. Salvage want we can. Abandon thread.  

 

Is this the same Renton that spent the weekend in an argument with someone about how we didn't need to worry about Brighton ("is this the Brighton who just got hammered by Everton?" etc), and then discovered 35 games into the season that "Errr lads is anyone watching this Arsenal game? Turns out Brighton are fucking shit hot."

 

Literally arguing Brighton are shit on Sunday morning and arguing they're fucking amazing on Sunday evening.

 

Shut your entire face and let a REAL MAN who doesn't even know HOW to flip flop like that deal with this.

[toonotl 3782]

Gemmill's Stuttering East Boldon "Real" Man riposte!

Edited May 15, 2023 by toonotl