Holden McGroin

3-1. Good result. what are you lot of bedwettters whingeing about now?

Eh?

Only them. Their irrelevance drives the need to be relevant.

That terrible bastard plane to the Sin City? Full of women, booze, nightclubs, gambling, show girls, fine dining, strip clubs, pool parties, nice weather and fantastic shows? That one ?

Brazil play Peru on Wednesday so they are going to be shattered getting home from that.

Without caring too much about England, his track is good so I see no reason to bin him off. I can see why he picks Maguire (even though I don't agree with it) as he has been a good servant and hasn't let England down. Same with Pickford. I struggle with Kalvin Phillips and Henderson getting picked though but then you can't please everyone. Sometimes these players are good for morale or knit a squad together. Carry on as is Gareth. Not that I'll be watching until the Euro finals.

I suspect if we don’t win v Brentford then Tonali will get dropped and Eddie will revert to players that got the job done last season. The eleven best players dont always make the best team. Eg The invincibles needed some extra grit and legs in their midfield. Longstaff is our Ray Parlour.

Aye, saw that over the weekend. There is very little detail on the injuries he sustained.

Just get him a pack of scampi fries with his pint and everyone is a winner

It was probably better going into that without watching the trailer. Nice little twist for the dogs to be foul mouthed.

Should have given him a wedgie.

Good news for every civilian of this world. Bad news for any opponents of Man Utd.

Girls can be virgins too.

What is everyones expectations though? There we obviously players that played out of their skin last year that most likely won't hit the same heights. Add to that we had very few injuries (compared to a classic NUFC season) and fewer games. Id be over the moon with 5th but suspect it will be end up being more 6-9th territory. Not sure the social media fanbase would accept that but hoping the match day fans will.

I agree with you to an extent but Burn hasn't played at CB for over a year so could have done with some adjustment time. He was stinking though. Along with Targett (who again can blame that on rustiness). But being realistic we need an upgrade on both if we intend to be champions league regulars.

Sounds terrible

Aye, we can't even shift our half decent deadwood due to their over inflated wages. Hayden, Lewis, Hendrick and Fraser will all go on loan deals (probably subsidised by NUFC) until their contracts expire and get free transfers.

I think the refs get a hard deal a lot of the time. They must get 99% decisions correct at this level and they are bound to miss or misjudge the odd decision. Even the players fuck up. How many chances does a striker miss per season for example? VAR needs to be binned off. Even the VAR officials get it wrong after looking at it for 5 minutes. Plus It has taken the enjoyment out of scoring a goal, as I tend to hold back now just in case it’s ruled out cos a players pube is offside. And then that’s subjective as well with these dodgy offside lines. The only benefit I can see is that it’s stopped a lot of diving. Keep goal line technology and bin VAR off.

PaddockLad is obsessed with Brunos kid. A red flag right there to the new missus.

Do we have a correlation between his bleached blonde hair and his performance level? I feel like he performs better with. Over to you stats guys.

Brighton's players are meticulously drilled. They've turned Billy Gilmour into a player that couldn't get a game for Norwich to over running our midfield. It will be really interesting to see how Caciedo gets on at Chelsea. He hasn't looked great yet but I think Poch will get him playing.

I think the temp can get to mid 30s in summer months so assume its air conditioned.

Not many goals in that midfield.

£90m? Ouch. Poor old Man Utd not being able to compete financially.

Aye, you could pick on just about anyone. Id be seriously tempted to got 4-4-1-1 (or 4-2-3-1 if you fancy) but I think we've bought players for the 4-3-3 and thats our model going forward. Its easy to be a bit knee-jerk after a few defeats though so I'll trust what Howe does.