Billy Castell

I don't remember that scrotum-faced twat who manages Spurs tap him up by saying "I want Carroll in my team, but he is a Newcastle player, and he has a contract......." during a press conference. So there is probably nowt in it. Any decent young English player would do well to avoid Spurs. It is a graveyard for their hopes. Huddlestone, Etherington, Jenas, Bentley, Robinson, O'Hara, those players from Sheffield Utd, not to mention Simon Davies who is Welsh.

It's far worse on BRFCS.com, hence why I post a lot here.

1. Tunisia and Egypt will get new leaders, but they will ultimately prove to be as competent as Hamid Kharzai. 2. North Korea will do somethinng stupid like test a missile over Japan or sink another boat. 3. The UK economy will shrink, or be flat.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go Let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go Let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go Let me go (Will not let you go) Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never) Let me go, o, o, o, o No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

True, look up Robin Friday, immortalied on the cover of Super Furry Animals' man don't give a fuck.

I think our two teams will be within 5 points of each other. God knows about final positions given how the season has gone so far.

Showgirls.............now there is a shit film. The lead actress looks like a white Ronaldinho with a bad tit job, and it was about as sexually arousing as Dickie Bird trying to stick a frozen trout up your arse. Even when I was about 16, that missed the target.

She's not going to the meetings anymore (a week later ) because she's spent her money on an iPhone, had a bacon sandwich for breakfast this morning and is now scoffing a Micro Pizza (blergh) and McCoy's steak crisps for lunch. My wife does slimming world, so I know that lass was talking utter shit. It seems much easier than the point system that weight watchers does, and is more about eating healthy stuff than counting every single calorie.

Speak for yourself Kevin S. I thought she was a tedious media harpy.

Brum seem to be collecting frustrating flops for other Premier League teams. Martins and Derbyshire fit this catagory, and they probably have more.

I'd prefer Liverpool not to have the money, and have Torres playing on autopilot whilst he sulks.

I bet his dad had a Vauxhall Labrador. Robbie's one of those people who believes that any attention is good attention.

Torres probably needs to go to a current big club that can win things. Otherwise his career will stagnate like Gerrard's.

Odds are being offered for that weapons grade cunt James Corden taking over Richard Keys' post.

What's Black Swan about? Is it about a ballet dancer that basically goes mental?

I suppose I am part of master race, since my dads side of the family are from the east coast, around Hartlepool in particular. Mind you my mum's side are from south Wales.

It doesn't decide their whole life though, there are other opportunities further on to get into a grammar school. However, I do think it would be beneficial to do it a year later. Perhaps some on-going sort of thing where it isn't all down to one set of exams would work. There is a danger though that the new 'secondary modern' schools will be educational wildernesses that will not bother teaching the kids anything.

The old 11+ system was utterly flawed, and to decide someone's whole life on two hours of intense pressure is madness. I'd have been lucky to even finish the exam without panicing and walking out at that age. IQ tests do not measure intelligence, and you can train yourself to get a good score without being 'clever'.

I could name at least 15 worse places I've been watching the toon. Boro, Luton, Rotherham, Stoke, Oldham, Coventry, Derby, Barnsley, Southend, Blackburn and that's off the top of my head. King Street is areet. I actually live next door to where Highfield Road was, and yes it is pretty dire. The toothless prossies that look rougher than Steve Bruce in drag can be off puttingif you have to get a bus for the monning shift. £2.50 for a balti isn't bad though, and you don't get free explosive shits. There are good parts of Coventry though. Aye were and Hitler did a bit of renovating. Interesting that Hitler should choose to bomb fuck out of Coventry more than any other city in the country. All the great cities and he picks on Coventry. Last time I was there we played at Highfield Road, it was the TFOP game, a song I didn't hear although we were in the home end. Shithole place, we went to a nightclub in Worcester that neet called "Tramps", which was apt about the whole area within a 50 mile radius. Hitler also renovated Hull and Plymouth to a similar degree. And they are crap cities too. It's noticeable which houses/flats are the new ones built where Highfield Road was as you walk past. I don't live in one of those shiny new little boxes though. Not been to the Ricoh, but I went to Highfield Road a couple of times. Saw Strachan's last game before he was sacked, they lost 1-0 to Grimsby. However, Coventry is not the worst place I've lived. Avoid Bridlington, or Royston Vasey-on-sea as it should be known. Diame would scream if he lived there.

Looks like he's doing a Nelson Muntz at Andy Gray and Richard Keyes in the studio.

I could name at least 15 worse places I've been watching the toon. Boro, Luton, Rotherham, Stoke, Oldham, Coventry, Derby, Barnsley, Southend, Blackburn and that's off the top of my head. King Street is areet. I actually live next door to where Highfield Road was, and yes it is pretty dire. The toothless prossies that look rougher than Steve Bruce in drag can be off puttingif you have to get a bus for the monning shift. £2.50 for a balti isn't bad though, and you don't get free explosive shits. There are good parts of Coventry though.

why bletchley park? Don't know, it just looks nice. Tokyo, or that huge 60's estate in Sheffield called Park Hill Flats would be good.

I might be cheeky and if suggestions/requests might be done. One of Stokoe and Godzilla looming over, say, Bletchley Park might look good. Or a 'Bob the Tank Engine'. If anyone is really good, how about Bob Stokoe as the watery alien thing in The Abyss?

It was supposed to be Pinball wizzard from Tommy. And I'm only 29, and have never dressed up as a sanitary towel. That wasn't me really.