Billy Castell

I don't have Photoshop, but here are a few suggestions I'd like to see: 1. Stokoe as Hitler, addressing the Nuremburg rallies. 2. Stokoezilla attacking Tokyo. 3. Stokoe doing Punch and Judy (Maddy McCann and Gary Glitter hand puppets optionnal).

And there I was expecting to see some sort of super-hot girl that would make you think "How is she related to that cunt?" It does make you wonder if the Corden family has its own branch of Iceland though.

Everyone knows that Kennedy shot himself from the Grassy Knoll after Oswald was knocked out of the window by time travellers searching for a curry. As for the minute's silence...............is your club turning scouse or something?

Many people find Robbie Savage an offensive player. Same for Lee Cattermole.

Waiting for these to be delivered next week.

Sorry to talk about Blackburn on here, but I think it'll amuse you. Apparently the two clowns that own us have offered Ronaldinho big money to play at Ewood Park. We're all trying to keep a healthy scepticism, but it is nice to dream. Knowing us, we'll lose out on goofy, and sign that gay hairdresser from that reality show 10 years ago, or Jean Charles De Menezes. That French winger sounds an N'Zogbia type after reading that quote. Wouldn't last 10 minutes under Brian Clough.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9333340.stm Translation: "I'll pretend to look into it, sack a couple of Africans and then advise the others how to hide the bribes in more secure offshore accounts."

He's playing for Spurs' reserves. Used to play for Blackburn, but he started thinking he was bigger than the team because he was getting mentioned with regards to the England team and 'deserved' to play for a 'big' club (see clip below). At this time, Blackburn were finishing around 6th, and a few points off CL places, often ahead of Spurs.

Come on Newcastle! (I bet on you)

If he cant get in the England team he cant play for Liverpool. It pisses me of he did sign for Liverpool he would walk into the England team dont you think? I know the England team is crap right now, but he's still a far better winger than Dirk Kuyt, who is a hard worker, but a bit crap.

I'll win it back later on, you love me losing money you ya cunt! To be honest I think Celtic are the lesser of two evils club wise here, and they deserve this. I fucking hate them after all the carry on at Shearer's testimonial. What happened? They were mouthy twats, a few of them got knocked sparko. Newcastle is one city where if you don't show respect for your hosts you'll sharp know about it, but if you do you're welcomed with open arms. They were even worse in the friendly here. They were all gathered outside the Irish Centre singing PI PI PIRA. Chanting Brits Out at toon fans. They think we care? You've seen their true colours this season and last, 20,000 cos they're playing shit at some games, Liverpool 10,000 empty seats, I know you Blackburn fans think we're deluded, but we have BY FAR the most loyal support in Britain. Plastic paddy twats. You do have loyal fans, as the last season showed. Can't stand the whole fake Irish crap that goes on in America, Glasgow etc. No wonder Dara O'Brien calls Weegieland 'Belfast Lite.'

He was great at Blackburn tbf. However he got all big headed, spat his dummy out and demanded to go to a 'big' club. One thing is for sure, if he could recapture that form, he'd walk into the current Liverpool (and obviously Blackburn) starting XI.

We can only hope canofbeans. Carlo Ancelotti might be at a loose end soon. The new bloke who owns Liverpool is known for not tolerating failure. I do think someone like Rjikaard will be the long term choice, but Woy might be replaced by a short term measure. If so, I reckon Dalglish will replace Woy very soon and the scouse fans will themselves silly as they plod on towards mediocrity.

I'll win it back later on, you love me losing money you ya cunt! To be honest I think Celtic are the lesser of two evils club wise here, and they deserve this. I fucking hate them after all the carry on at Shearer's testimonial. What happened?

Thought you might want a laugh.

Fuck her. Find some slutty friend and bang her senseless. Or if you live in a uni town, get to a nightclub and take home a couple of foreign students. She wanted the same. You're 22, I couldn't pull a piece of string at that age. I'm now 29, and have been with my wife for nearly 5 years. Have some pride, and do not crawl back. If she wants you back, manipulate her, break her back doors in and then tell her it isn't working out.

Shame Agent Ponting has been compromised, I don't know about that replacement they've brought in.

All I'll say is that in her older days she did look a bit mannish.

got yourself a guitar then Billy? I've gone on about it enough, but it is a Stagg I300 if you missed it Don't know if that's a reputable brand, but its good enough for a beginner like me.

A box to put your things in is a bit poofy, but a man bag is far, far worse. This is the sort of thing you put Sex in the City DVDs in: Proper laptop bags and ruck sacks are OK in my book.

He's an Egyptian right back/right winger, once linked with Blackburn I believe.

Wait until you find out what he's been up to with your wife. And your sister.

It's quite difficult to rate all the teams, but out of those I hate............... 1. Spurs: So-called big club that swaggers about like some arrogant chav with delusions of granduer. Can't stand Redknapp either. 2. Arsenal: Petulent bunch of pretty boys who throw their handbags about if they get touched. Wenger's a cunt too. 3. West Ham: a 'fashionably unfashionable' club owned by 2 old cunts who made their money selling things that go up cunts. Russell Brand and James Corden are apparently fans. 4. Aston Villa: A fan dislocated my sister's jaw after a Brum/Villa derby, and my dad's car was broken into during another match. 5. Liverpool: These scousers think that they're somethinng special don't they? 6. Man City: Suddenly see themselves as some sort of super-club that is as big as Real Madrid because some daft Arab got bored wiping his arse with £50 notes. The legions of glory suppoters have ignored the past 15-20 or so years of them being a comedy club.

Hard luck Tommy. I'm happy as my wife is coming home after visiting her family. And she is got my electric guitar.

You fisted a drunk dwarf? Surely there is an easier way to start a career in venntriliquism Anyway, I have a very daft question. This would be the right sort of cable to connect a guitar to an amp and/or an effects pedal?