Billy Castell

Did you play Hull that season? I was at your away game. You won 3-1 and I was with you fans. I'd have been about 8 or 9 at the time and it was my first match.

Maybe he was helping a policeman to read.

I imagine him coming into the kid's house, taking the piggy bank and flicking the Vs Gene Hunt style.

Go round his house and fuck his missus whilst he's on the internet. Unless she's a munter of course.

There's that guy who managed Hull who is available. I forget his name, but his skin matched the home kit...............

They love a good old get-together the scousers.

Indeed, Hughton has been pretty good, but he doesn't have the friends like Ian Wright and Oliver Holt banging on about how he should be the next England manager, and those who sacked him are 'racist'. Those were the accusations from the so-called journalists when we sacked Ince after 6 chaotic months. The fact we hired him in the first place, and that he was utterly incompetent didn't register within their skulls. Sorry, but as a Rovers fan, the hatred for Ince borders on a psycholgical condition. Like you guys and fat Sam.

Probably perfect for a league one club tbh He has an ego that gives him a sense of entitlement for a top level job though. He's a black Alan Partridge in other words. And he had friends in the press blowing his trumpet and saying what a promising, young black manager.

Already, this is gold for me. Someone's dad planting sausages around a campsite, and a reference to a rare, decent Cher song. Sorry, but was the sausage thing some sort of Ray Mears fry up adventure trail imagined by a man who'd otherwise be sectioned? And was he the inspirationfor the Ross Noble 'meat on the face' routine?

There would have been the odd embittered columnist in the right wing tabloids having a go, but these are the sort that would critise Jesus for promoting alcoholism with his water into wine trick, or any good deed just to be miserable cunts who love to say they told you so. I still believe that they could have been absolutely savaged in the press, but their eloquence and lack of 'Jeremy Kyleness' shielded them.

Well then, anyone with a yankee with Notts County getting promoted as part of a bet can put it in the bin. The fact that he spent more time playing golf than obtaining his UEFA badges whilst at Blackburn, qualifications that were a contractual obligation when at Ewood Park, shows what they are in for. Arrogance, tactical ineptitude and outdated training methods are what they have now.

Think of it like this: Imagine what the press would be like if they left a 3 year old child alone whilst going out on the lash whilst on a package holiday to Benidorm. What if Mr. McCann was a factory worker, and Mrs. McCann a part time hair-dresser? The Sun, The Mail The Express would be going mental and labelling them negligent parents etc. The press have worried so much partially because one is a doctor, and the other is another professional.

My sister got married in the same church the McCanns did. Anyhow, some scouse tool whines about some other scouser who he has never met having the piss taken out of them. The family got a sympathetic press because they were middle class.

I have to wank and spunk up on my dog's face before I set off for the match. Sadly she's been dead for about 6 years now, and looks like beef jerky thats been under the sofa for years. But to be serious, I've never had any superstition other than if I watch Rovers on Sky, they lose.

I mollusc point out that Paul was not a fish, technically speaking. I apologise for knocking you off your perch Kevin, but I can be a sitckleback for such details. I'll stop carping on now before you get so annoyed with me, you'll want to stick my head on a pike. And another thing, Paul was born in the same town as my wife-Weymouth. But my wife is not a mermaid or Manitee.

That's because they used decadent Western special effects.

Who? The beheaded? Would be difficult.

Bloody hell, that was not a Dyson!!! Those Japs think of everything.

Scary stuff like. Seems to me as much of a worry for intolerance as the BNP winning positions of power. The article is by an excellent reporter. Was the one on the Today show who revealed the sexing up of the dodgy dossier for going into Iraq, revealing there was no justification for the invasion. Glad you appreciate his writing. What has this got to do with 'the invasion', you infantile, solipsistic baboon? Andrew gilligan. Like I said. so what does it have to do with it ? If he said the moon was a flying saucer would you believe him about that too ? That he's a good reporter. Would you prefer me to object to something in the report? So everything he says is right, according to you, is the point, isn't it ? No. according to me he's an excellent reporter. at your desperation for an argument over something....anything. who's arguing ? No point in arguing, when I know I am right In this instance, no you're not.

Congratulations CT. Is it called, David, George or Margaret?

I don't think there is. The fact that he deliberately logs in to make himself unpopular and wind people up justifies a ban. The time off might make him reflect about how crap his life is, mature as a person and change his way.

Now an ex-Newcastle manager has been linked.

I'll be honest, I wonder what will come first-Gazza dying or the 2012 Olympics. I do worry for him.

Similar thing happened to my parents in Bridlington with some benefits cheat. I also showed the Shatnotron to my brother-in-law and it was the most disturbing thing he saw.

Shame I have to choose.