Billy Castell

Scousers would not know what to do. On the one hand, it would be an excuse for a minute silence, but then they're all lefties on the dole.

I should ask that woman who lobbed the cat in one to do the deed. She lives near to me. And I half expected this to be a 'Yes Gemmill' about Leslie Phillips from the title. I reckon we should bury her in a disused coal mine, or in Highgate next to Karl Marx.

It just occured to me, GeorgeOsbourne's voice really sounds like Fletcher-Dervish from The New Statesman.

I know Stretford is one of his agents. Saw a pic with the two playing golf in the paper today. Rooney that is. And I don't know if McKay is Souness' agent.

About 2 minutes in.

Perhaps the correct way the world should go, is to have low corporate taxes, but close the loopholes for individuals to shift all their shares, assets and money to places that don't tax them. In the case of places like Belize, Monaco, Jersey etc. that would be a bit like turkeys voting for christmas, so I doubt it could happen.

The money they will get would keep the debts at bay for a while, and not be used to buy the likes of Benzema. My dad keeps saying that Ferguson's greed has meant the Glazers have 'bought' him to toe the party line, and if Rooney goes, and there is no top notch replacement, then the evidence suggests that he has been.

Jesus Christ man you already posted a joke that was equally as shit on the first page and got ignored, stop embarrassing yourself you idiot. Ever considered re-reading your posts? You've just given yourself some good advice.

I like H. G. Wells' sci-fi stuff like War of the Worlds, with The Time Machine being a favourite.

I think Kevin is getting confused between reality and Snake Plisken in Escape from LA.

I was 30 seconds away from an Affinity Strat, Fender amp and a case for £30, but then someone beat me. I'd have to pay £67 pounds to outbid them, and that would not be feasible.

I think I'd rupture something from laughing so much if any team hired Ince. Trust me, he is a complete twat as a manager.

That rings a bell. Something about a whistleblower being found dead after allegations of mafia links I believe.

I suppose that Gordon will go back to sitting atop a schoolgirls' pencil.

it's not a 2/10 film but DiCaprio is a pretty terrible actor non? Non. Taking advantage of Film Four's Star Trek marathon. Watched IV The Voyage Home last night - the one where the Alien spaceship that looks like a turd with a football comes to Earth as it does every couple of hundred years to sing to humpback whales and when they don't sing back cos they're extinct it gets a bit narked and kills everything. Proper back of a fag packet plot but one of the best. Watching VI the Undiscovered Country now. HD really doesn't do Shatner any favours. Some of the old skool ST movies are some of the most watchable sci-fi ever. Wrath of Khan and The undiscovered Country are awesome. The undiscovered country is the one where people try to derail a peace treaty between the Klingons and us lot.

Was that after you got over excited and spunked yourself at the sight of her bra? He's a greasy lover Got a hold on your order He's like no other He'll ejaculate on your knee

True, but I just wouldn't believe him. And I don't want him to send me acondom he's just wanked into as 'proof'.

Hey Kelvin, take it from me, you don't want Woy to be in charge of a fat wedge of cash. I speak from experience.

I wouldnt know which to punch first tbh I'd go for Osbourne. I can't stand his pasty, posh boy face. You just know he'd visit a warehouse and be disgusted at the sight of the working classes. He's the sort of limp-wristed person who'd never drink a pint, and be scared of touching a power tool.

PM me a pic then Kevin. I won't laugh. Much.

You think she's met Kevin?

TBF, I've only read the last page of this thread. I have read Farenheit 451, and it is a good book.

Go after the tax exiles, companies who move money about to avoid tax, and the fucking banks as well as benefit cheats. The rich are allowed to do what they like, whereas the right wing media attack anyone who is out of a job. Anyway, they'd need to hire 200 people to investigate Bridlington alone. Its full of people pretending to be cripples whilst zipping along to the pub on their spaz chariots.

you're being pretty liberal yourself these days too aren't you Gem ? Quitened down ever since your days of insisting we should back Souness to the hilt ....... That must have been a mad moment for Gemmill. Like boasting about losing your virginity to a group of people who think you're a twat.........

Good comments lads. Going on this site bragging about a human act like that deserves having the piss taken. And I'm surprised your family hasn't had the dog put down. 20 years is really old, so it probably couldn't run away. Re Peasepud: About the photographs, be glad that he's not a recruit in the Marines. Some of the pictures they put up on their notice boards in the corridor didn't need any imagination.