Billy Castell

His odds for being the next manager out have shortened to 3/1 second favourite on Skybet, thus making Kean's odds get longer.

Must be some sort of conspiracy going on. And now over to our resident space lizard corrospondant Park Life. The whole Labour/News International thing is so shifty, just like Rupert having kids when he's 80 odd.

Yeah sorry, you pushed my buttons though because I have to listen to shit pop music against my will at work, and it grinds you down when you can't hear yourself think for the sounds of Barbie Girl and the fucking Black Eyed Peas blaring into your earholes.

I'm fucking sick of her songs. I hear them at least 5 times a day at work.

OI!! I don't normally get involved in any of these threads. I look on most of them as just how it is on here. Maybe as a 'lads' thing But this time I've had my say, I said the same a few months back too if I remember correctly. Life in general can be hard at times so I come on here as a way to relax and have a giggle, but lately there's a lot of bitchin' You're one of the few who stay away from these bitch hunts, and you have been reasonable on this thread.

For fuck's sake this site is getting as bad as BRFCS.com. I've come on here to get away from name calling, bitchiness and point scoring, and now this site is going the same way.

Bring him back, if he wants to return and give him a plane ticket to Belfast so he can flirt with Kevin whilst he's doing the night shift. He should be able to defend himself against Prosecutor Stevie too.

I think she has a bit of a Nigella Lawson thing about her. I had to view this thread after reading Fish's thread

I thought my cousin was fat. she's a right facebook fugly. He is a munter too. Do you think their first son will be called Gregg?

Any manager wearing a tracksuit (e.g. O'Neill, Pulis), or one of those club sleeping bag jackets (e.g. Wenger, Bruce) is wrong. Mourinho is worth a mention, as is old Rapey in fact. Souness too. Quite a few former Newcastle managers are/were well dressed. I've always thought managers should be on the touchline in fancy dress to lighten up the mood a bit. Who couldn't smile when seeing Warnock dressed as a Roman soldier sniping at Alex Ferguson in a Star Wars storm trooper outfit?

As I had eluded to before, there are enough teams in a worse position than you to keep you up. For instance, Swansea look solid, but can't score a goal, and Blackburn perhaps have a slightly better squad, but the worst manager in Premier League history who is adored by naive and cretinous owners. Norwich and QPR could do a Blackpool/Hull and sink from Christmas onwards. You have 7 points already, and Blackburn have 0, and have no idea where the first points will come from.

That's for the last two posts. The rest of this thread is pointless, as it's just Kevin trying to be the big man and call the shots.

It's that bloke who is always in Will Ferrell films isn't it? The guy who looks like that other guy who was in various Star Trek spin offs, and the first Under Siege film. You know, that Irish man

Is that the one with Natalie Portman's arse, and possibly Jack Black?

I'm mystified by why you've signed two keepers in Elliot and Bollock. You have Krul, Harper and don't you still have Forster? Very strange unless Ashley wants to sell them all in the next few windows.

As long as Kean is in charge, you should be OK. Our squads are of a similar strength, and have the same problems but Pardoo is an infinately better manager than Kean. You'll be above us, Swansea who'll score about 6 goals this season and probably Wigan at least. Oh, and Everton look like they're in trouble if that Argie with the mad name proves to be rubbish.

That pic is missing 'Andy and Lou' and Stokoe.

Been on the cards all day. Not bad as a squad player, but we really need a good striker. Dann is just about signed too. Vicente has left Valencia and is having a medical at............Brighton.

Gyan to Galatasaray, with Heskey coming in would hilarious.

Have you checked out that bloke's twitter history? before today he tweeted once to Barton when he was told he could go for free and before that discussed Carroll back in January. Very sporadic tweeting. No I had not, as I have never looked at Twatter. Interesting. Twatter has made transfer deadline day much more frenetic.

StevenoSchmidt on Twitter: "Word on Tyneside is that Bendtner might be signing tonight, keeping my fingers crossed. With more playing time he could be a gem. " From the BBC site. Bendtner is very over rated really. Someone is causing mischief by linking us, via twatter, to Strola as well now!

Sunlun are fighting with us for the signing of.....................................George Samaras. Christ on a bike.

Gyan is said to have handed in a transfer request according to BBC

Ive just been a little bit sick in my mouth Don't worry I made it up. I don't think Ashley would fork out for Dynorod to come and remove him from Steve Kean's arse anyway.

Roberts to Newcastle for £2m! I wish. We've supposedly got Dann from Brum more or less in the bag, and are chasing Monir El Hammidy from Ajax. I'll believe that when I see them playing for us. How's Stroke Boy holding up? Lost the use of an arm yet?