AgentAxeman

needs the stokoeshop treatment.

at what this thread has become...................... ffs guys, give it a rest.

Hiccy Barfday!

My sky signal has just gone kaput. ITS THE FUCKIN END I TELL'S YA!!!!!

yup.

Meh............. Never been impressed by her. AND.......... the sex tape is shit! She hasnt done one ..........so who am i thinking of? Didnt she do one with Chris Brown?

Meh............. Never been impressed by her. AND.......... the sex tape is shit!

I like big titted chunky lasses, but thats horrid.

Replacement for Ricky.

Good job he's playing for us then isnt it? As others have said he's a fantastic captain, and although a bit ponderous he always puts a shift in and gets an excellent goal return as well.

this

Gervais. The guy is just a grade A unfunny cunt. Carr is annoying but at least he's funny.

RIP

Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush! That would be really handy for me but wasn't it in the papers regarding hygiene problems? Apologies to Momins if this is incorrect [\pleasedon'tsue]. Edit: aye, it was. Linky. oh well, wont be using that particular establishment again!

Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush!

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Ringdroid is good. http://download.cnet.com/Ringdroid-for-And...4-10929046.html

Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. I can see it ending in tears though, she's shit at snooker.

A Jew walks into Asda, gets his cock out onto the counter and says, "Roll that back, cunts."

Dont forget his Russian accent in "Hunt for Red October" :icon_lol:

I was almost sick when he tried to describe himself as some kind of tactical genius! Useless fat twat that he is.

I think Pardew is shit! Nuff said.