AgentAxeman

now now, lets not be getting silly........................... T'would be a good signing tho.

nail. head.

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

This. And im with TR in thinking the guy is a wanker!

excellent appointment.

RIP

tbh, if she walked up to me in a nightclub and said she wanted to have 'a bit of fun' with me theres absolutely NO FECKIN WAY id turn it down. Mind if she had the body of buddha with that face id probs be sick on her. Not quite sure whats wrong with her hands. nice and small. makes things look bigger (so ive heard)

Lush body but theres summit tricky about the dial tho.

"In the year 2525 If man is still alive If woman can survive They may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies Everything you think, do, or say Is in the pill you took today In the year 4545 Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes You won't find a thing to do Nobody's gonna look at you In the year 5555 Your arms are hanging limp at your sides Your legs not nothing to do Some machine is doing that for you In the year 6565 Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long black tube In the year 7510 If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then Maybe he'll look around himself and say Guess it's time for the Judgement day In the year 8510 God's gonna shake his mighty head He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been Or tear it down and start again In the year 9595 I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive He's taken everything this old earth can give And he ain't put back nothing Now it's been 10,000 years Man has cried a billion tears For what he never knew Now man's reign is through But through the eternal night The twinkling of starlight So very far away Maybe it's only yesterday In the year 2525 If man is still alive If woman can survive They may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies Everything you think, do or say Is in the pill you took today ...."

Quick question Parky, why bring race into it? It's been pivotal in stopping liberals criticising him jajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!

I hope so.

Quick question Parky, why bring race into it?

Jesus incarnate. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Snake oil salesman at best.

I'd take him in a heartbeat.

It'll just make your coffee taste better! Honest!

bit of an odd one to be sure but it would be nice if people were responsible enough to actually do it (sort it between themselves) instead of resorting to what smacks of litigation. mind you they've gotta do something (or at least be seen to do something) with the CSA cos its a fuckin mess which invariably makes a bad situation worse.

Threads no good without pics

Fuck, RIP to the squad morale built up under CH.

Well if its true that hes accepted an offer from WBA then at least he wont have to move. He may just be settled in the area, not wanting to move his kids (if he has any) etc.

actually i quite like this lad. He's quicker than a lot of people think (he's nee Walcott mind) and is an excellent striker, passer and crosser of the ball. Good signing if it comes off.

:( but back to the op It was a pen as he nicked his ankle whilst getting nowhere near the ball. Daft defending there. Gerrard thoroughly deserved to be sent off. He was late with 2 feet off the ground, over the ball and with his studs showing. Only surprise for me was the ref needed to think about it. Stupid scouse idiot!

Hiccy Barfday to you all!!!

What a load of bollocks. It's like people saying that Rooney wouldn't be the same player if he wasn't a mouthy cunt, it doesn't improve how he plays. Yes that's exactly what I'm saying. Bafra would be crap as well if he weren't moody and unpredictable. Ben Arfa would be worse if he was always out on the piss though. Just look at the posters on here. All the good posters are nutters. I want him to keep his attitude on the pitch but just be a bit more professional off it. The best players (certainly those who achieve longevity) usually adhere to that. You literally have to in the modern game. you're forgetting Alex, he'll be sold within 2 years so let the lad have some fun!

This rumours been doing the rounds for a while now so lets hope theres some legs in it. Would be an excellent signing imo.

Wor lass is on a diet so......................... Salad. Hmmmmmmmmm, lush!!