AgentAxeman

I love Keegan to bits, he's a great manager and a great guy and when you look around the club you can see his influence. However I wish we could move on. all this "move on" talk is crap. 12 months ago we had drawn away to man u keegan was looking for players and everything looked good. Ashley fucked that up not kk. Move on, I want to move back to then well all looked good, just without Ashley. this

fuckin hell, i wish we had a team like that again!! Home win

Guthrie Govan

You going back in time like??

Jason Becker others Vinnie Moore Tony MacAlpine Yngwie Malmsteen Paul Gilbert Marty Friedman Greg Howe + loads more..............

HERO!!!!!

I'm all for hell & brimstone retribution in this case. i've got 2 kids (4 & 2) and if it was one of my kids i'd be asking for the ultimate deterrent. failing that, life imprisonment. some people may reckon thats harsh and thats their opinion but i dont reckon you can change these people back to 'normal' ways of sexual thought. sorry if i've upset anyone but i've had a couple of beers before i read the article!!

yup, totally agree. he's the daft c*nt that ran into you. will probably be written off. however you may not get a lot for a M reg micra. plus, see your doc if you got ANY twinges or stiffness anywhere. things that seem like nowt atm may turn into something nasty down the line. always better to be safe than sorry!!

Scary!!

SSN says Colo and Taylor (presumably ryan) won't be playing Radio coverage on 5 Live sports extra btw what about simpson?? is he playing otherwise it'll be geremi!!!! i reckon the CB pairing of Saylor of Kisinishvilli (????) will be canny good. 2-1

Using secret rocket technology, Hitler fled to a Nazi base on the moon The point when Hitler conspiracy theories lose touch with reality altogether. The Nazis' development late in the war of high-technology weapons – including the V2, an early ballistic missile, and the Me 262 jet fighter – inspired some to believe that Germany had secretly won the space race. It was also suggested that the Nazis had made contact with UFOs and that they had made it to the Moon as early as 1942. Furthermore, Russian and American astronauts actually made it there in the 1950s, and stayed at a Nazi lunar base. For added measure, it is claimed that the Moon is perfectly habitable for humans, but that NASA claims it is barren and airless in order to stop Third World countries visiting it. fuckin hell, i cannit breath!!

Fresh doubts over Hitler's death after tests on bullet hole skull reveal it belonged to a woman Adolf Hitler may not have shot himself dead and perhaps did not even die in his bunker, it emerged yesterday. A skull fragment believed for decades to be the Nazi leader’s has turned out to be that of a woman under 40 after DNA analysis. Scientists and historians had long thought it to be conclusive proof that Hitler shot himself in the head after taking a cyanide pill on 30 April 1945 rather than face the ignominy of capture. The piece of skull - complete with bullet hole - had been taken from outside the Fuhrer’s bunker by the Russian Army and preserved by Soviet intelligence. Now the story of Hitler’s death will have to rewritten as a mystery - and conspiracy theorists are likely to latch on to the possibility that he may not have died in the bunker at all. The traditional story is that Hitler committed suicide with Eva Braun as the Russians bombarded Berlin. Although some historians doubted he shot himself and suggested it was Nazi propaganda to make him a hero, the hole in the skull fragment seemed to settle the argument when it was put on display in Moscow in 2000. But DNA analysis has now been performed on the bone by American researchers. Where is he? The skull the Soviets found in 1946 is not Adolf Hitler's, tests show 'We know the skull corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40,' said University of Connecticut archeologist Nick Bellantoni. 'The bone seemed very thin; male bone tends to be more robust. And the sutures where the skull plates come together seemed to correspond to someone under 40.' Hitler was 56 in April 1945. Mr Bellantoni flew to Moscow to take DNA swabs at the State Archive and was also shown the bloodstained remains of the bunker sofa on which Hitler and Braun were believed to have killed themselves. 'I had the reference photos the Soviets took of the sofa in 1945 and I was seeing the exact same stains on the fragments of wood and fabric in front of me, so I knew I was working with the real thing,' he said. His astonishing results have been broadcast in the U.S. in a History Channel documentary titled Hitler's Escape. Is it hers? Eva Braun died aged 33 and the skull was from a woman under 40 According to witnesses, the bodies of Hitler and Braun were wrapped in blankets and carried to the garden just outside the bunker, placed in a bomb crater, doused with petrol and set ablaze. In May 1945 a Russian forensics team dug up what was presumed to be the dictator’s body. Part of the skull was missing, apparently the result of the suicide shot. The remaining piece of jaw matched his dental records, according to his captured dental assistants. And there was only one testicle. A year later the missing skull fragment was found on the orders of Stalin, who remained suspicious about Hitler’s fate. Just how and when he died is now shrouded in mystery. Mr Bellantoni said it was unlikely the bone was Braun’s, who was 33. 'There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards,' he said. 'Many people died near the bunker.' The bunker: Where Hitler and Braun's bodies were said to be burned and buried Unknown to the world, the corpse then believed to be Hitler's was interred in Magdeburg, East Germany. There it remained long after Stalin’s death in 1953. Finally, in 1970, the KGB dug up the corpse, cremated it and secretly scattered the ashes in a river. Only the jawbone (which remains away from public view), the skull fragment and the bloodstained sofa segments were preserved in the deep archives of Soviet intelligence. Mr Bellantoni studied the remains after flying to Moscow to inspect the gruesome Hitler trophies at the State Archive. He was allowed only one hour with the Hitler trove, during which time he applied cotton swabs and took DNA samples. The samples were then flown back to Connecticut. At the university’s centre for applied genetics, Linda Strausbaugh closed her lab for three days to work exclusively on the Hitler project She said: ‘We used the same routines and controls that would have been used in a crime lab.’ To her surprise, a small amount of viable DNA was extracted. She then replicated this through a process known as molecular copying to provide enough material for analysis. ‘We were very lucky to get a reading, despite the limited amount of genetic information,’ she said.

cheers snakey!!

You're not really a fan of the daily mail are you Renton?? heres another one to get you frothing from the mail this morning.. Financial experts last night accused the Prime Minister of misleading the public after he appeared to suggest that a decade-long spending spree could continue beyond the next election. Free personal care for the most needy elderly, free childcare for two-year-olds and a new right to cancer tests within a week were among a string of costly new policies in yesterday’s conference speech. Mr Brown reconfirmed Labour’s pledge to double the international aid budget and pledged to increase spending on child benefit and tax credits every year. Mr Brown was accused of not making a credible plan to improve public finances He also promised that Labour would continue to increase spending on schools, apparently reversing the recent pledge by Schools Secretary Ed Balls to make cuts of £2 billion. But analysts warned that failure to produce a credible plan to improve the public finances could see international investors abandon Britain, driving up the cost of borrowing. Robert Chote, of the independent Institute for Fiscal Studies, said Treasury figures suggested the long-term gap between tax revenues and public spending was £90billion a year. Mr Chote said it was misleading to suggest that the huge hole in the public finances could be closed in a painless way, whichever party wins the coming election. ‘The rhetoric has not matched the arithmetic in spelling out the size of the challenge,’ he said. ‘The question you have to ask about Mr Brown’s speech is whether it is consistent with the figures the Government produced in the Budget. ‘If they want to persist with their policy of halving the deficit in four years then it is going to need tax increases, welfare cuts or cuts in public spending. I don’t think the public yet has any idea what that will mean.’ The Conservatives last night suggested Mr Brown’s spending pledges would cost more than £5billion, with the commitment on schools taking the total to more than £7billion. The Premier identified new savings of just £500million by scrapping childcare vouchers for higher rate taxpayers. Labour insisted most of the new programmes would be funded through savings but there was little detail on how this would work. Experts said many of the schemes would cost more than scheduled.

if i recall, we finished 2nd that year. would still be enough to take us up!!

why?? cos she's asking difficult questions? She? sorry, my bad. i was watching the Beeb interviewer. thats why i was puzzled by your original statement. It was Adam Boulton, basically he was asking questions and not giving him a chance to give his answer without interrupting and spent far too long pushing a TV debate (obviously in Sky's interest). must admit that whilst i'm not Browns biggest fan, i cant stand pushy interviewers. whats the point in asking questions if you wont let the poor bastard get the answers out. sounds like a cunt!!

why?? cos she's asking difficult questions? She? sorry, my bad. i was watching the Beeb interviewer. thats why i was puzzled by your original statement.

why?? cos she's asking difficult questions?

Or, erm, since John Major. How old are you? interesting point, i know he was thatchers boy at one point but her support for him was withdrawn before the leadership contest. but at least there was a leadership contest. he didnt just recieve it like a certain labour prime minister i could mention! sheesh!!

http://www.aegon.co.uk/tennis/game/index.html this is a good un' as well!!

Fuck me!!! win the morra and we go 5 pts clear. I may start believing at that point!! (starts singing "Dont Stop Believing" by Journey at this point)

Nuts deep in her mouth should solve that for ya.

voted nuts deep.......... she'd have to shut up tho... can't stand her Mockney accent!!

Oh ffs, even the Tories were using the line 'Vote Blair, get Brown'. Anyone who didn't realise what was going to happen was obviously too thick to deserve the right to vote. yeah, and Labour were denying it! who do ya believe?? oh, and to clarify, i believed that we'd end up with Brown.