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The narrator who takes the piss out of the contestants would have a fucking field day, man.

We really should've went in for Ba, like.

CT, PLEASE put your name down for it, PLEASE!

There's always someone on it who's gay. You've a canny chance of getting picked to be fair (Meenzer might get picked too).

Besiktas kick off against Arsenal, kid touches it to Demba Ba who shoots from centre circle where a combination of the Arsenal keeper's hand and the crossbar stops what would've been a fucking class goal. (Ba nearly scores again from a volley).

Nee idea, I was at work. I was getting updates of the score from a couple of Mackems who I presumed were taking the piss.

Was Brewcies Brum I think. On tv as well.

Worked out how to do it, now. Ken's is now on mine.

Still no idea where it is.

"Happy birfday, RT! You're like a new signing, to me! Happy birfday, dear Ryan, Happy birfday, RT!"

I forgot about that!

It's the same shirt so I was spot on.

I quite prefer the shit hole that was Blundell Park. Some good memories of games down there. Besides there's too many old stadiums with character which are now gone where their replacements are flat pack, soulless carbon copy non-entities. Value what you have.

When he spoke to the likes of Yosser Hughes, it was just a television drama programme, Rob. I can imagine him giving more benign looks to the remains of dog excrement on his expensive shoes than two badly dressed, alcoholic breath, forty somethings with a 1984 replica NUFC shirt on and slurred speech about being 2-0 up on aggregate in Lisbon and blowing it etc, etc. Anyway, how you keeping?

"Mr McFaul, I'm your surgeon, Doctor Split-Arse, there was a bit of a mishap with your documents and another patients, I'm afraid we've performed the wrong operation on you." "What you trying to say, Doc? Give it to me straight, don't pull any punches." "You might want to change your name to Stephanie."

I had an unfortunate incident last time I was in offshore about three years ago.

He's fucking ruined it now. Damn him and his bravado smoking jackets.

He needs to stop colouring his hair, it looks ridiculous, (or rediculous if you're CT).

David Pleat had a few very loud renditions of 'David Pleat, David Pleat, what's it like to pay for sex?' sung to him by our fans in a cup game on national tv a few years ago. Think it probably still rankles a bit with him.

Unlike a certain poster I don't take photographs of my dinner prior to eating it. I like my food hot for a start.

He was no John Kay, Marra.

Some positive aspects to yesterday, no doubt, liked Colback, thought Janmaat showed promise defending, but we still have Pards, Obertan, Dummett, still need a CB and still need a striker, (zero shots on target, people). Would like to have seen De Jong yesterday so looking forward to him hopefully making the Villa game.

Didn't have the balls to make CT's 'British Rail' ham sandwich, made a fucking monster roast beef dinner yesterday instead with the best value beef I've ever bought. 1.8kgs, hardly any fat on it reduced to £5.50. All the veg was lush as well as my Yorkie puds.