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  1. Funny pictures thread

  2. Are you a dick?

    It's so everyone can see the buckle. What about the semi-addidas style shoulder kitbag? Allowed?? Nothing much that Ronaldo wears is allowed.
  3. Are you a dick?

    Why has he got his shirt tucked into his buckle and nowhere else? Why has he......just fucking why full stop?
  4. Are you a dick?

    We've all been dickheads at some point, wallet or no wallet! I bought a wallet in Cyprus in June, as I've never had one but just couldn't get used to having a wallet in my Steve McQueens. Pockets all day for me, (also have a worry the wallet will mysteriously disappear with everything in it, whilst if you lose a note at least it wouldn't be everything you had on you!)
  5. Transfer flurry on the cards for Toon

    You wouldn't be at all surprised if they could get any sort of fee for him. And it would be a stupid sale, he's not on big wages, won't bring in a big transfer fee and he does a very useful job in this team. Because he plays as the target man, battling for the ball and winning the headers its allowed Shola to just be the striker, and not be lumbered with a role he can't fill that well. So whilst i was dead against Hughton playing the 2 of them together at first, fair play to him, he was right and its worked very nicely. Mind Shola seems possessed at the moment, when he came on 2nd half he truned the game around with his impact, involved in the equaliser, won and took the pen then set up Nolan on a plate! That's a pretty fair assesment of their pairing so far, and in this division they might not do too bad at it, which I certainly was not expecting.
  6. Jermaine Beckford

    I don't think you're the one that is missing something. Maybe he was a 'gimme' to the club, as he was out of contract, they didn't have to pay him, so didn't and let him go, now they (might) be looking for more bodies, how foolish would this have been? Yet More ammo to the 'They haven't got a fucking clue' theorists. If FMA/Llambias had brains they'd be fucking formidable.
  7. Jermaine Beckford

    Just a thought, but wouldn't Lovenkrands on a free, (from Germanee!) be a cheaper option, and he could do a job in this league? Or am I missing something?
  8. Taylor in talks with Everton

    Sorry mate, good Div 2 team, but a skeleton squad for a minimum 48 league and cup games.
  9. This current squad is far too good NOT to go up.....

    Could this this be 'accadacca' singing, "....And now you're ganna belieeeeeeve us!!! We ganna win the league!" by any chance?
  10. This current squad is far too good NOT to go up.....

    Sheffield look ok iyam. Also it's as likely Boro' lose those players as it is we lose Jonas, Taylor and Enrique United? They're absolutely wank this season. The current NUFC team would have no trouble sticking 3 past them imo. I'm sorry mate, I just can't get my head round a Mag calling the Manc reds as simply 'United' in place of your own United. Unbelievable and that's a filthy habit you should get out of right now. How man! Hey man! Have another read of that man Oops! (Still needed to put 'Sheffield in front of it, though).
  11. This current squad is far too good NOT to go up.....

    Sheffield look ok iyam. Also it's as likely Boro' lose those players as it is we lose Jonas, Taylor and Enrique United? They're absolutely wank this season. The current NUFC team would have no trouble sticking 3 past them imo. I'm sorry mate, I just can't get my head round a Mag calling the Manc reds as simply 'United' in place of your own United. Unbelievable and that's a filthy habit you should get out of right now.
  12. 24 years ago today

    1-0 win over LFC, I was there in the old family enclosure with my Dad, (West stand paddocks) it was a diving header by Mavis IIRC. First ever game was a friendly at Windsor Park where I went with my Liverpool supporting relatives to watch Liverpool v Man Utd, (I think it was the Irish league centenary game?) And then shortly after the Windsor park game I got my Dad to get his finger out and get me to SJP where I watched KK lead us to a 0-1 defeat to Shrewsbury! ('82 or '83?) I'd been on at my Dad to take me for donkey's but a combination of him being skint and being worried about me getting squashed by the crowd plus any hoolies who might be there meant I had to wait for what seemed at the time like forever, I was 9 or 10.
  13. Earnshaw 3 million

    If true we're paying at least £2M more than he's worth. He's shit.
  14. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    I'm away to bed, anyway. All the best you argumentative fucker.
  15. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    If you say so, did you not attend any NUFC games when McKeag/Seymour/Westwood were in charge, let alone Ashley? Or is Ashley worse than the 'family silver brigade', (personally, I think they've all had their noses in the trough, Hall/Shepherd included and I take it you were there when they were there too?) And do you not think the NUSC/T's ultimate goal of supporter representation is a fair one? For all their faults I think this is a good ideal, I'd love to know your solution and I'm not being funny.
  16. I know it sounds bitter but .....

    Hull, (unless Brown gets sacked), Stoke and SAFC. In an ideal world, Arsenal, Man U and Liverpool. (purely for the glory hunters more than any of the other legitimate reasons).
  17. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    Like I said, I don't blame anyone not going while he's still here but where do you draw the line? I supported NUFC long before that cunt came on the scene and will be here when he inevitably fucks off, there is also more than one way to skin a cat and a strong supporters group with friends in the media should realise that.
  18. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    Not quite. FMA may or may not have sold when I made my decision not to renew, I didn't want him getting the larger amount in the hope he'd be gone without it. I was going regardless, this was the best of my options with the way I felt.
  19. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    Fair enough, but the supporters club should be about its membership, its no point you just slagging off the nusc or nust without having any idea yourself or without being willing to make your voice heard, I don't want any fucker trying to put words in my mouth, thats why I joined up and spoke up. What the fuck should we do? Do you honestly believe a supporters boycott will work? I've gave up my ST as I didn't want FMA pocketing it and riding off into the sunset with the readies, but don't like the idea of not going at all so have been to both home games so far, (I was even in my 'own' seat for the Reading game), the fact is most fans will not just say 'fuck it, I'm not going' as that also falls into the spitting your dummy out catagory, the band wagon jumpers who suddenly came on board in '92 will no doubt have already fucked off, and although I understand people not going out of protest to FMA I also understand those who attend. I certainly don't see myself as an Ashley appeaser, but you have to realise people need to support their club when we are at one of our lowest points.
  20. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    Is that secret code for.......Do fuck all myself? I think the committee are going easy on FMA as well as it happens, difference is, I made my feelings known as a member, if you're thinking along the same lines then join and do the same, or is it a case of someone else doing it? You mightn't seem as out of place as you think, get there and speak your mind, the more the merrier in a supporters club.
  21. Crystal Palace 0-2 Newcastle United

    Just watched the football league show on skyplus. Fucking hell!
  22. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    Kev Carrs gloves says they're a pressure group! Geordiejihad says they're just a talking shop! Bit of a difference there, surely?
  23. Graham 401 Roberts on Radio Newcastle tonight...

    Some may be liberal, some may be biting their lip in the need to not fuck any credibility up of a supporters group ever working and some may have the feeling that we need to be a little bit more vocal. The last meeting wasn't genteel/letter writing/tea and biscuits/tut-tutting. If you were there you'd know this of course. Mate, those that do, do, those that don't, talk about it, whatever you think goes on, at least they are trying to do something, (wether you or I agree on the points they make), I really am surprised at the amount of shit they get for being 'tossers who don't speak for me', to 'trouble-makers' to yourself who think they are on a par with the Islington cardigan appreciation society. Give them some slack, for fucks sake!
  24. Taylor in talks with Everton

    What have you been told about sniffing glue?

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