Howmanheyman

Many happy returns

Stop being so lazy, DK. They're nothing alike. Sterling is into R&B and soul music whereas Rolando is a serious punk fanatic.

The season is two weeks away, surely he should be trying to get his new players to get game time with the rest of the most likely set of players who will start most games? For fitness and to get used to each other?

Hope it goes as well as possible, Stevie. (just read Ken's posts. What the fuck is he on over there?)

Last night by all accounts.

"Look at Jewishvoice.org." "What's the matter with him? He says the Jews are scrounging." "Oh, uhh, no, the point is the Jews. They do all right. Don't they?" " Well, good luck to 'em." "Okay, and you're much more important than they are, right? So, what are you worrying about? There you are. See?" "I'm worrying about what you have got against Jews." "I haven't got anything against the Jews. Consider the lilies" "He's having a go at the flowers now. Oh, give the flowers a chance." "Ohh. Look. There was this exodus, and it happened in Biblical times." "When did this happen, exactly? Where did you find this out?" "I don't know. And they were lead to the promised land." "You don't know?!" "Well, it doesn't matter!" "He doesn't know if it happened!" "Oh, it happened in 1200 BC. Now....." "Oh! You said you didn't know!" "It really doesn't matter. The point is there was this Jewish biblical exodus....." "He's making it up as he goes along." "No, I'm not! ...And he took them through Egyp-- Wait a minute. Was it through Palestine?" "Ohh. Oh, he's terrible! He's terrible." "Look! Just FUCK OFF!"

It's not photoshopped, that is a representation of what is thought to be an early man based on fossils.

Williamson plays like he talks and looks. He's a fucking wet fanny, no harm to the kid but he is.

Think you'll find that it's Keown who's the missing link.

Will his wages deter us signing another striker signing fee or no fee? (You know what Ashley's NUFC are like).

When my eldest daughter was a toddler and she fell over she always used to blame me if I was anywhere near her. Unlike his 32" jeans, CT just hasn't grown out of that habit of blaming others.

CT, you've been listening to Yazz again, haven't you?

poverty

Probably by international bank transfer.

'Ok, Steven, it's Dr Split-Arse here, we're going to start off with a simple question........1. Which club has the fattest fans? 2. Which clubs fans are the biggest Mugs? Steven.......Steven......ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!' Good luck!

I fancied that, always enjoyed our games in Sheffield. Jammy twat, have a pint for me.

I'm crawling through a confined spaces in a plant attaching plastic carriers to fixed pins on a chain. There's a spring, a washer, the carrier then another washer and a nut. I've got about 3,000 to do and I've got a ratchet, a head light and a big pair of balls. Fancy a swap? (job, not bollocks. I'm quite attached to them and they wouldn't look right on you.*). *open goal for MF that last line.

Sounds familiar.......Does it rhyme with 'Holding'?

Aye, like the price hikes that occurred in the transition from terraces to seats.

Never thought things were that bad, Gloomy. Thanks for sharing.

That is 100% wrong. (Not your info, the fact that Ashley's NUFC think it's ok.) £35 for the privilege of being allowed to purchase an away ticket? Absolutely stinks as does a lot things to do with Ashley's NUFC.

I'm 40 and have never heard the word 'bong' used as a name for a drug. Thought it must be Mackem and /or new charva slang.

"Word on Da street, you is looking for iz, Chief." "Could be, could be, Marra." "You after some product? I's got Charlie, E's and some weed, Boss." "Fuck that shit, You got any of that sewpa Bong?" "Dong?" "Wrong." "Wrong?" "No, Bong."

What the fuck's 'Bong'? :lol: