Howmanheyman

I'm generation WTF?

Who's Z again? (and who makes this shit up?)

"Say what, muthafucka?"

I get the impression he's sometimes not so much full of shit but makes the most out of not too much.

Quite.

Somewhere in Guantanamo Bay: American CIA director: "Ok guys, I want to know what the heck is going on here? This dude has been in for questioning for 12 days now and is living his best life and hasn't broke yet, what gives?" CIA Agent: "I'm not sure, sir, we started on the water boarding then kept increasing the time under water and then just started pouring it straight down his throat but he only thanks us for it and only gets uncomfortable when we stop."

Apart from the obvious pisstaking and ripping their arguments to shreds, I quite liked Republica's 'ready to go' but after Sunderland hijacked it for one of their run out songs..... I still do. The fucking mental bastards. I'm going to write a FURIOUS letter to the group from county Durham's famous Windsor, Berkshire estate and ask them if they're happy with their association with the club?

I recall somebody talking about the Saudi's being very slow to do anything when the takeover had just happened and it probably got lost amongst the news but he doesn't seem to be too far wide of the mark© (Alan Oliver).

I used to get the odd IRA, Irish, Gerry Adams cunt comment as a teen if I ever wore a N Ireland top or said where some of my family were from or where I'd been if talking about holidays, some of it was in jest but not all but then I could've walked around 80s and 90s Newcastle wearing a sash and banging a large drum on my chest then picking up a flute and still would've got those comments whereas these days people are a bit more enlightened and it would now be proddy cunt instead.

All I'll say on the matter is that there was people wondering why the west didn't show as much solidarity with the Palestinians as they did with Ukraine? In the early days there were more Ukrainian flags on view, because of weariness or helplessness there now isn't as many on view but I saw more Ukrainian flags than I have Palestinian flags. (This is in real life in Newcastle, I didn't see any Palestinian flags at all). I understand that London is not Newcastle and on-line you're now seeing what looks like a mass recreation of the camp commandant in Schindler's list just taking potshots of people trying to survive which is the sickest irony going. I just wish every cunt participating would stop and the people responsible for this misery around the world could just slither back under their rocks or take one for team evil and just croak it whatever their colours are. Murder is murder and there's just too much of it going on across the globe lead by cunts who should be in the Hague. I genuinely couldn't give a fuck what religion a murderer is, I'm sure the lawyers at Nuremberg didn't either? I'd also say if the cap fits, wear it, if it doesn't, don't. I don't think for one second every Russian, Israeli, Palestinian, American are murderers or wrong'uns just like every Irishman wasn't during the troubles but I do understand the slight paranoia.

Was probably the imperial version of the flag but I wish it had've been Bruce Jr moaning about the bacon quip.

Keyth: "Alright marras, I'm Keyth, FTM?" Everyone: "Alright Keyth, FTM" Keyth: "I like to make unbelievable yet still somehow dull stories up about the mags anaarl..... God it feyls grayat getting it off me chest." Chair Marra: "dinna worry about it Keyth, wa'al bullshitters ere at massive lads fans and massive tales anonymous, like."

Was probably just ordering a takeaway after the McDonalds at asda was temporarily shut for the afternoon.

They might sort you with some of those blue pills if you ask nicely? @PaddockLad hope you get it sorted, doesn't sound pleasant, I keep getting the picture of the Scottish bloke in Austin Powers, now.

I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh. Wide of the mark.

Top half, Newcastle United 3rd shirt, 2025-26, bottom half Germany home shorts and socks, 1924-25.

So basically CT's wet dream?

Should've made the lass white for extra gammon kick off motivation.

Lass with ADHD: "We decided against the move in the end, my ADHD has calmed down a bit and it is a bit of an upheaval what with...." Door opens: "How do? Wykiki, here! I say what I like and I like what I say! ADHD did I hear you say? Sounds like a shit rock tribute band, luv!" Lass with ADHD: [phones partner] "What time's the next flight, darling?"

'Utter woke nonsense if you ask me? What next? Changing 'Santa Claus' to 'Allah Claus'? The world's gone mad.'

🎶 You say Hercules, I say Heracles, I say Poseidon You say Neptune Neptune, Poseidon, Heracles, Hercules! Let's call the corrupt CWC off. 🎵

Keepers shirt I believe from the 3rd kit. It's better than the outfield shirt. Replace the black bits with the shade of green from the late 80s/early 90s away shirts and you have a real banger with a hint of retro, even leaving it as it is it's a retro version of the one Kluivert wore in the UEFA cup v Olympiacos.

'Liverpool would want £40m plus buy back option' When he's came on under Klopp as well as Slot he looks a good player but he's coming onto the field with very good players against teams who will be tiring against a good Liverpool team. From what I've seen I wouldn't be disappointed if we were to get him here but there's other priorities and it would have to be a good deal for us and I'd frankly tell them to fuck off if they wanted a buy-back/sell on option. If they rate him as highly then they'll be starting him most matches next season, eh Ornstiein?

They must've misplaced mine and TBD's invite?