Howmanheyman

Me thinking you said Bruce not Bunce.

The dentist will start giving your wife the oral sex you're used to by sticking his fingers in her mouth then she'll start giving him the kind of oral sex the rest of us recognise by slurping on his baby's arm holding an apple...... CT: "No, still wooshed, I'm afraid!"

I moved in with my wife a lot later than I would've as I was only on a temporary contract at the time. She was permanent but my wage was a lot more but I always had the sword of Damocles hanging over me of a week's notice so I wouldn't commit to getting a mortgage till they finally took a few of us on. It's absolutely shit, like.

MLF'dYP

For clarification, this is gloomy trying it and this is CT's reaction to watching him try it.

Twenty seconds after gloomy trying this.... "Fuuuuuck yes."

Everyone else: "I wonder what game that was and what was happening?" BD: "Take down that incriminating evidence, FFS!"

Bravado.....err......comedy.......errr..... mean Pepe le Pew Dave.

Turn it off, then turn it on again after five minutes, TP.

Yes I know. I'm never out too long so it's a bit suffocating tbh.

You lead a better life than me!

Love leyague one, err, the champeyonship, me like.

Anyway, back in after a lovely birthday night and that MLF tale has just rounded it off nicely as I sit listening to music on YouTube with a glass of red. Get in.

Every encounter they come out of it looking as cool as Clint Eastwood whilst the Mag looks like James Cordon on steroids. Wow, some boys.....

Didn't Powell used to hit his lass? I'm sure Brookes did as well?

There's obviously no thread.....

Just get sausage rolls THAT AREN'T FROM GREGGS is all I'm saying. I've thought for ages they tasted shit so it's not just about visual confirmation btw. I made some homemade sausage rolls the other day funnily enough as I love a DECENT sausage roll once in a while. They were Magnifique.

If you're going to eat a Greggs sausage roll you better make sure it's a vegan one as not only do they taste far better, (a low bar admittedly) but I've seen the filling of their sausage rolls flow out of a hopper like it's water and it stinks. 🤢 (No mince mixture should be that 'loose'. I've measured the viscosity of confectionery at liquid form that was thicker).

Looks like the mail has a new bogeyman. Somebody making a FOOL of himself called McEvoy following on from Powell the other day and the mail also quoted the great ex-spurs sub in the 90s when they were very average, Jamie O'Hara as well slagging the new coach off saying 'he'd lost the nation already.' Such lovely people, I mean look at his photo, he looks like he'd be a good lad to work with or have a pint with.

I was at a zenith data systems cup game against Oldham? in the benches as it was cheap and there was about 7000 at the game.

Ireland look pretty poor tbh. Grealish and Rice should've stayed to help them out. Bad craic.