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ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU UTTER EXCUSE OF A CAULIFLOWER-SUBSTITUTE-FOR-RICE EATING MONGALOID-TYPE JESMOND HEADBOY! (Chill oot, lads!)

Might give that a go as I love rice but don't mind cauliflower either.

Do you par-boil that cauliflower, gemmill?

Practice what you preach, CT. Your Tory pals say big cuts are necessary. Time you took some big cuts regarding your bait.

You could get a job for sky, Tom.

"Gemmill has one point and CT has none points!!!"

Gutted I was at work last night and missed the game, very pleased/relieved we won as well as pissing on Villa's chips. By the way, 30,000 for crucial six pointer? Fucking big club my hairy arse!

Has anyone heard anything about the higher tax rate threshold being lowered from 40K to 32K or is it bullshit? On nightshift you sometimes get cocooned from the real world.

Everton away, 0-4. Wembley, Man U 0-4. I'm pleased with these signings as are most of us, but history tells us things don't always go plan and enthusiasm can be pissed on by those wearing black& white. (That said, Villa are there for the taking). If I was a betting man I'd go nowhere near this fixture.

He was by far Sunderland's best player when we bought him, (no big deal to be fair as they were a shit team) and whenever they played well it was down to him, they wouldn't/couldn't give him the contract extension he wanted so KK nipped in and added him to our side. I think those four signings he made at the beginning of the promotion season were just perfect and all added to my belief that Keegan just had a talent for picking the right players by and large. I thought Bracewell was more or less finished when he came but playing for KK obviously gave him another couple of years as we could pass a ball around which suited Bracewell to a tee. £250K fee was a steal for those two years we got from him, he was an important player for us at just the right time in our development as a club. He did have a career threatening injury courtesy of Billy Whitehurst at SJP and it no doubt took something away from his game as that Everton midfield was very good for the time.

I will say that Anne Hathaway's scene where she sings 'I dreamed a dream' was moving and she acted the song as much as she sang it. That was a very good performance.

I'm eating, man.

(err, I mean very good Cat). Well I'll let you chat on with Lucky Luke, then, Robert.

Lucky Luke: "Let's talk some shop, baby lets talk about you and me lets talk about all the good skives, NHS dives, my acute lady, Lets talk some shop lets talk about shop lets talk some shop."

......But the weather in Gorky Park is mild. (Where the Fuck have you been Red Squirrel?! The documents are in the left luggage room at kings Cross, no.412a).

I put that on the sky planner the other week. I'll watch it on my next rest days.

JFK: "Which one's lol?" Lol: "Me." JFK: "You're a cunt." Lol: "Lol."

It's just 'Mag-at-work' rumour at the minute. On my phone and can't be arsed to verify it.

Do I have an F anyone?

E. Not being half-a-mackem.

I've been blocked by NATO and the Zionists, haven't I? (Thank Fuck I kept hold of my Uzi 9mm and m16 machine gun).

Hearing Lambert has been sacked.

You forgot; D. Not being a Tory.