Howmanheyman

I think a lot of stuff from around then gets ignored and forgotten amongst the Stock, Aitken and Waterman stuff. A great cover in my humble opinion, love the background beat and how the music almost goes off-key. 'Break it down!' Just an absolutely superb intro and chilled to fuck. 'What's that? you want annaver one? Turn your laptops and mobiles on naaahh!' ......Or just listen to the beat instead, Ray, you cockney twat.

When he gets a yellow....... "Bugger." When he gets a red...... "You're fucking kidding, Ref!" When he reads Scoobos's posts....... "What the fuck he say?"

Score draw over there, everything's cushty dahza.

Amen, Sister.

Some lass from Oslo I think.

Alcohol, Fisty, alcohol.

Who who is?

Agreed.

Shola, if it's not Mackem he's a chillin' man.

I hope you're not been mean to a female, not that I'm a female.

Robbed again. Aas an aside I'm quite hard, err, I mean moist. Yes definitely moist.

Ha'way United, for fuck sake!

Had half a bottle of red that was left. Got no beer but have moved on to vodka and Indian tonic water. Don't particularly fancy it but my choices are limited tonight.

Jammy Bastard. I'll have to spend the night with wor lass instead.

??????

Happy Birthday, Wor Kev! (Sighs..............ok then........ ...... Happy birthday to Andrew as well I suppose).

You dirty old man.

Shiftwork and a lack of interest in the Olympics.

Anyway, bought her a necklace and a card as other valentine days haven't went down too well.

Do you reckon anyones ever said, "Cheik, mate" to him?

?????? Never watched it but I have heard of some of the competitors such as Ellis, Wiggins and Bolt. Never heard of the lad who's just killed his girlfriend though. (By the way, 140 guests?)

Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't.

Aye, it's just on the border, Andy, you can't miss it.

Playing away or leaving him and he couldn't take it I'd guess, although she may well have had a new black & white hooped jumper on and he did indeed think she was a burgler.

I got the little woman in my life a box of chocolates and a 12" vibrator. If she doesn't like the chocolates she can gan fuck herself.