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Was your walk of shame less embarrassing than the shame of getting a stotter on whilst wearing a homo-erotic white leotard with the gymnastic boys, MF?

"There'll be some weather tomorrow, some more the day after and all through next week."

Don't think too much of the new Jimmy Savile Advent calender to be honest. The only flaps that open are 12-16.

He's certainly studying something very carefully in that pic, mind........

Keep us posted, CT!

Embarrassed about his roots, would rather talk about any club rather than us in front of his 'peers'.

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One of them had a blazer on and a scarf carefully mismanaged round his neck and displayed an effected look of boredom slightly better than the others. They completely believe they're important and everyone hangs on their words. I take CT more seriously.

For the first time in a long while I caught a bit of that journalist show on sky sports on a sunday morning. They're just a higher class set of blaggers, bullshitters and conmen than poor old Lee, but they do pretentious in a way Ryder never could.

Milan Physio: "I don't-a understand HMHM! What's-a 'Babbies arm holding an apple' and-a how can I make it-a better?"

All the best to you Stevie, (and Tom!) Hope you both had good'uns.

By the way, 'daddy', can YOU explain why SAFC's average gate this season is 3,000 BELOW our LOWEST gate of the season? When you do, don't bother putting it on here, just send it as a PM to Gemmill and he can summarise for me. Cheers.

Can someone ban this person as he's absolutely infuriating me so much. You think we're doing ok, you think we're not bad but along comes 'daddy' with his witty insightful putdowns and just destroys us. I'm not sure how much more I can cope. If you're reading this 'daddy', show us some mercy. Please! 9-1, FTM, SCS, FBI and WTF etc.

Our lowest Premier league gate of the season still bigger than the average gate of fifteen premier league clubs including Sunderland. Now open the 'chicks with dicks' tab and let the rest of us enjoy the thread, Mackem inadequate.

Too right! I jacked Facebook in a good while ago and it's nice to know no wierd fuckers, and there's one or two where I work, can view my home life.

I'll bare that in mind next time we she wants some bubbly , Chez.

Wife: "I see Tesco are doing 25% off all bottles if you buy six." Me: "Righto." Wife: "I was thinking...... (I start to curl up and die at this point of the conversation as I realise I'll either be asked to do something or spend money unnecessarily, possibly both)..... why don't we buy six bottles of champagne? Instead of £180 it'll be £135!" Me: (Speechless.) Wife: "What do you think then?" I think she, like a lot of females, have some kind of deranged thought processes. So I therefore tell her in no uncertain terms, "Err, I think we'll leave it this time, pet."

Rolf, have you guessed what it is, yet?

"Tonight, Matthew I'm LBT!" then a quick change....... ......and I'm Aeris, darling.

They say, 'Never meet your heroes'. Don't know what they say about about meeting Bozoes, to be honest?

if we 'over-performed' last year then what a chance for Ashley to moderately strengthen as he got lucky for those that say we 'over-performed'.

Whey aye. I'm no big Pardew fan at all, (Brighton fucked me off big time), but if you don't think this stems from fatty then I'm a bit lost for words to be honest, CT, mate.