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Mine too. .......Meanwhile, in a specifically non-racist Glasgow Chinese gag.... "You wan sore finga on your chip and flied mars bar?"

Just put 'we're doomed' in the image search for Private Frazer and this came up; The internet works in mysterious ways.

Maybe he has, maybe he hasn't. Just beat off a lower division team and he just decides to come on talking about how better/bigger Celtic are than us etc. Whey aye!

"Spartak Moscow, yeah baby!"

On behalf of Meenzer; It's a little known fact that this song was about a Russian looking forward to going to Celtic Park to watch a game.

It's a big club Sheltic fan on to tell us how big Sheltic are. "I will tell you this, Bhoy!!! Weir fickin TTTTHHHHIIIISSSSSS big, so weir!!"

Seemed a lovely place, probably better again when there's no football match going on while you're there. Go for it.

That would be Vodka spelled D-I-V-O-OR-C-E if I did. So fucked off I've re-invented the spelling of divorce.

Sammy is nowhere near good enough to be close to our side. I've just had my pal on the phone, he said he had to physically stop himself from picking something up whenever the Ameobi brothers and Ranger had the ball as he didn't want to risk throwing something at the TV. I share his rage. He's lucky though, he's now hitting the vodka, I'm out for a family birthday meal, tonight!

I thought Bigi could've played in Abeid instead of shooting but, blah blah. Bottom line was the players picked weren't up to it/weren't motivated and that starts with Pardew. I just don't buy our last three defeats in the cup, once is careless twice isn't and the third just takes the piss if I'm honest. Were Krul, Colo and Cisse truly injured? I'm fucking sick of this shit. Why do we accept mediocrity?

Maybe we can just write a little note to the FA asking them to leave us out to save all these arguments. Stevenage and Brighton twice. Really? What were we concentrating on then? That's three consecutive disgraces. It really isn't acceptable. They better fucking score.

Why mention Birmingham and the cup then? We might just pick up form, regain players and get a decent draw and things look a lot different. I've never bought the idea of not bothering with the cup, it doesn't have to be one or the other, it really doesn't.

What a fucking parcel of shit. Win a cup = Birmingham = relegation

Those are the coordinates of the nearest planet of man-lizards that Parky hoyed up btw. /ITK

I was spitting blood last year when they beat us, this year circumstances mean I wont be as bothered as last year but we need some wins that's for definite.

He's said a few times in the past as well, mate. Actions speak louder than words.

Lets hope so!! sent from my computer using my mouse and fingers.

Sacked? I thought you just made a game for them? were you actually sacked or made redundant? Sorry to hear it, by the way.

Pardew treats the cups with disdain no matter our position in the league, to be fair. Another year with no cup run I fear. (It makes no money.)

I did a spoof post from you where you said, 'beans on toast' but didn't bother posting it. Honest. Not enough bread in the house!

I fancy a pie/pastie for a change but Greggs has put paid to most local bakers over the years, fucking too big for their boots.

Any ideas for a quick, light dinner? (We're out tonight at our local Italian ristorante for the Missus birthday.)

LG 47LM640T Full HD 47" LED 3D TV Going up on the wall, £650 in the sales, inbuilt wifi as well.

What you trying to say, like?