Howmanheyman

FWIW J69 and Stevie both are an asset to here, although Stevie makes me laugh the most. London boss: "Doug, meet Steven, he's come down from our Newcastle branch to help us with our recruiting problems. Steven, this is Doug, he's in charge of our Tottenham branch." Stevie: "Tottenham, eh? mind we played you one year after you won the UEFA Cup, team of so-called stars like Hoddle and Waddle and you only had 23K, fucking wank that, like. Year before we were averaging just under 30K in THE 2ND DIVISION which was the third biggest in the country." Doug: "Err, I was only three then, Steven." Stevie: "Were your Fatha and uncles all three as well, like?" Doug: "Err, well, any way, Steven, how can you help us? We hear you have great insight and insider knowledge?" Stevie: "Well straight away I'll tell you now, them shoulders, there's NEE way you'll do owt with them, mind. Last time I saw shoulders like that they were sitting under the Tyne Bridge girders and shitting on the pavement underneath."

:lol: That's all.

I liked this post, Stevie, to be fair.

"Look! His stock's going through the roof, for fucks sake!!!!!" "It's ok, I'm ITK!

And in the interests of fairness, here's J69;

FYP

Am sensing some kind of internet conflict here. No, honestly!

Does this 'fella' like doing pie charts and graphs? You let it all out, HF. You'll feel better for it.

Me turning to my mate and saying, "We've bought a fucking good player here, like." 45 mins into Wayne Fereday's debut at Filbert Street. Oops!

A drunken fan at a sunny pre-season game at Hartlepool giving our new Cypriot player a bit of encouragment but struggling with his name gave us a grin at the time. "Ha'way there, Nicos Papa...wappa...vappa...lappa...WOAH'YAFUCKA!"

Very good.

My pay was wrong too, not for the first time.

The lad is no mug being from St. Anthonys, to be fair.

Did Bodega, also popped into the trent post match. Bumped into paddocklad for the first time in a couple of years. A grown up with great patter, all my best wishes to his old man btw.

Cocktails could cost a squilion dollars, they're still mostly as described above. Sickly sweet.

Privatisation has been a roaring success and as a nation we'd love it to finally gets it's teeth into the NHS as well wouldn't we, eh? Or maybe not. Wasn't too many Tory seats in the North East so not sure who the 'we' bit is who voted them in three times, like CT.

Brian Moore does a cracking bit of commentary here as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QsM0cc8aEE

CT! He walks his dog, CT! etc....

As regards the Schooner it's just tradition to top it up maybe in the belief you'll get a better drink. The Dog bit I'm assuming you already know.

My World will end when you ditch that avatar, I know that much.

Maybe I'm immune to Leazes as he didn't bother me in the slightest whether I agreed with him or not.

What he says! Ha'way CT, you'll be telling me you've no idea that it's called 'Dog' or why, next!

Best commentator around I thought especially at a time when they didn't have sidekicks which was better by far. I love this commentary on a goal scored by Supermac; (Love seeng the Toon end at Burndon, a far superior ground to the placca shite that took it's place).

Am neither those three options you've listed but I don't think the place is a million times better at all. It's just about the same from my perspective.

Had a few bottles of McEwan's No1 Champion last night whilst chilling to some music and enjoying our new mein kampfy settee*. I really recommend this drink if you like dark ales, we used to brew and bottle this drink on occasion at the Tyne Brewery but it originates from the old Fountain Brewery in Edinburgh. It's obviously been sold off by Heineken, (who took over S&N) to an independent small Brewer in Edinburgh but it's still a superb drink. 7.3% abv it'll get you super chilled out in no time and put hairs on your chest, take it from me. Two bottles for £3 in Asda or £1.70 a pop. (500Ml) * I fell asleep on the settee and crawled to bed at three when I awoke.