Howmanheyman

Got it, cheers, Hog.

........sometime before I log off, like.

A PM would be appreciated.

Stevie....... .......at his house earlier this afternoon.

RIP Jackie.

Especially this bit. Got his name bang on too Thing is I really want it to be the 'tache bloke's banner now. Tell you what mind, speaking of 'taches, howman's ava is proper sobering stuff. I know that pic from back in the day (I think it's an away match against Ipswich to be precise..) and theres four taches on it. For all the world they could pass for Liverpool fans if they had different tops on. You're spot on, MM, I think there was national football gallery thing and that pic was on with some comment along the lines of 'Some rum Newcastle Utd fans enjoying an away day at Ipswich in the 2nd division'. Loved it when I saw it and got it saved. They could all pass for extra's off a Sid the Sexist cartoon, all that's missing is the can of red stripe in their hands and it could be the Bigg Market circa 1990. The bloke with the black eye just rounds it off for me, not sobering, funny as fuck. Getting back to the tache man who may, or not, be called Malcolm, I was looking to put something on to take the piss out of that transfer obsessed scouser who was around yesterday, but then I saw the comedy geniuses of Villa Park and forgot all about the scouser. Jasper Carrot, Lenny Henry, Stan Collymore and Malcolm the tache......... is there no end to the Brummie comedy conveyor belt?

. This not exciting news but wife beater (Marlon King) on his way to Coventry City. I'm not happy about this and I don't think the coventry fans will be. I may join the coventry forum to voice my concerns over this. If any Coventry fans are happy about this they will feel the full force of a scouser. Missing you already!

Even Kevin has come out and basically said that this last day transfer window news is a load of SKY shite and quite boring. I don't know why you're getting all worked up about it.

Just spotted this, the Scousers at Villa Park must have been devastated to see the famous Brummie humour aimed in their direction instead of us getting it. I reckon it was the bloke in the tache who made the banners; Tache's wife: "oi! Why aren't yow coming to bed, malcolm? Yow better not be wanking over the adult channel freeview!" Tache: "Now, sweetheart, Oim myking anutha funnoi banner, this time it's about the scousers, they'll be fucking devastoited when they see it, just loike the Barcodes, were, ha ha!"

:icon_lol: Proud they're on Sky Sports News because no fucka else is really doing anything interesting. I couldn't give a fuck what media attention we receive sometimes I wish they'd fuck off the media to be honest. Sunderland however take pride in two minute snippets about them throughout the day cos nothing else interesting is happening. There can't be a more small time attitude of any club given their fanbase in football today. That Mackem poster is letting a few of his trade secrets out without realising it, I fear.

Mickey Mouser I work with reckons that's the rumour like. so does SSN. Is it just me or is sky desperately trying to big up deadline day? ffs its not that interesting, there is no interesting signings. SKY have been bigging things up from 1992, Kevin, when you were pissing and shitting yourself, gurgling to yourself, trying to bring your wind up and crying for your milk. Were you wanking when you wrote that? True dat Tom. No Kevin, I wasn't wanking, I was just trying to explain that SKY have been doing this since you were born. Surprised you've just started to notice to be honest.

Mickey Mouser I work with reckons that's the rumour like. so does SSN. Is it just me or is sky desperately trying to big up deadline day? ffs its not that interesting, there is no interesting signings. SKY have been bigging things up from 1992, Kevin, when you were pissing and shitting yourself, gurgling to yourself, trying to bring your wind up and crying for your milk.

Thats the lad. I don't think Kieron answers his texts anymore.

Such an important man in NE football, all the footballers texting him. Actually, who was it that used to name drop Kieron Dyer all the time? Was it Luke something or other? The circles these local journo's mix in, real jaw dropping stuff.

Such an important man in NE football, all the footballers texting him. Wow! seriously 'In the know' with all the big shots! If its Heskey me season tickets in the Mersey. Would it not be easier chucking it in the Teign?

The UDA bloke?????? I think that lunatic was called 'Michael'.

That bush needs trimmed and the grass could do with some feed on it, also the fence could do with painting. Please, no need for thanks.

Wish I was joking this news fresh from The Sun this morning. FYP At the risk of sounding like my dad, what does this mean? It's been doing my head in. Not sure who said it (Dr. K?) but it's 'Felt your pockets'. It's a Scouse tradition It's fixed your post by the way. I kept on thinking 'Fuck You/Your' something or other.

Maybe, but I'll be disappointed if we don't get a decent striker. Carroll would benefit even more playing off someone of Keane's style of play. I agree with that to be fair but have a feeling Keane wouldn't be for us.

Wish I was joking this news fresh from The Sun this morning. FYP At the risk of sounding like my dad, what does this mean? It's been doing my head in.

Can't say I'd be too disappointed if we don't get Keane.

Thats me convinced, then.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet. It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough. I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems! I can tell the difference between West End and East End of Newcastle never mind nowt else. There's a definite difference between Wallsend and Walker even and that's what a mile apart. The wankest word on Tyneside is "daint" instead of "divvint" and Wallsend people say it. 'Daint' is definitely North Shields, also worked with a North Shields lad who called his mother 'Ma' but it was pronounced 'mar' as in mars bar and not Ma as in ah. If that makes sense. Kids at my school from Wallsend/Hadrian Park etc all used daint. I reckon some Wallsend may say it but most North shields do.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet. It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough. I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems! I can tell the difference between West End and East End of Newcastle never mind nowt else. There's a definite difference between Wallsend and Walker even and that's what a mile apart. The wankest word on Tyneside is "daint" instead of "divvint" and Wallsend people say it. 'Daint' is definitely North Shields, also worked with a North Shields lad who called his mother 'Ma' but it was pronounced 'mar' as in mars bar and not Ma as in ah. If that makes sense.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet. It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough. I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems!