Howmanheyman
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Escape to victory is on now if that helps?
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Your box started buzzing? (Where's the fucking kleenex when you need it?!!)
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No you've been a good girl.........so far.
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CT plays to the gallery, Cath. And he loves it so good luck to him, it sometimes keeps the place ticking over.
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Was that after you choked the chicken watching some Frankie Vaughan?
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I'm not a Geordie, mate, I'm a 14 year old from Singapore but I been supporting the lads long time.
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Anyone for 3? -
"You mean to say he e'mailed you this moaning?"
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Boldon Blossom Garden Take away Menu 1. Fried Rice chunky onions with sweet chilli sauce and baked beans (slice of bread 25p extra) - £5.70
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"eet eez no laughing matter, Monsieur, I assure you."
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I am as it happens, you can find me at @youmustbefuckingkidding#haddawayinshite
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Ok, I'll start at the beginning, My Wife is never 'appy, neither is my lover Yvette and my other lover, Maria, I am constantly 'arrassed by ze fruity Lieutenant Herr Gruber 'oo prefers le sausage to le pussy. I 'ave been 'iding ze stupid English flyers in my loft as well as ze painting of ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies etc, etc.
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I just got a PM off the lad asking me to ring him to talk about it.
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Caulkin doesn't seem the type to be swayed by 13-16 year olds on twitter giving 'false' impressions of how the fans really feel.
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You're obviously a 13-16 year old non match going twitter nerd. Leave our journalists alone!
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"The United States will not tolerate Costa Rican aggression and in the interests of national safety seek urgent dialogue with the Costa Rican FA." 5 mins dialogue later......... <------ Costa Rica that way.
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One made a lovely curry, the other asked how to make a lovely curry then took a photo of his botch job.
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It was I, Le clerc 'Owman'eyman! 'ow may I 'elp you Monsiuer?
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What's the difference between LM and CT? A. One harbours a grudge against 14 year old kids from Singapore who support Newcastle Utd and DO stick up for the regime, the other harbours a grudge against 14 year old kids from Tyneside who support Newcastle Utd and DO NOT stick up for the regime.
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Exactly. I've already stated this but I'm 'missing the point'.
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Lay your point on me then, nice and crystal clear.
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Not OOT at all, just a in-joke about you/Boldon. Would you rather disgruntled supporters rioted, smashed windows or tried to organise something through the internet? Also, where the fuck do you get the idea that the supporters who aren't happy at present are all teenagers and are obsessed with twitter? Seriously, man. I'm already boycotting, have been to the odd meeting of supporters and have long passed my GCSE stage and know as much if not less about twitter as you do.
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Who would you rather have a pint with out of; 1. Ant 2. Dec 3. Cheryl Cole 4. Gavin, 26, technician with Autoglass?