Howmanheyman

Hereford Blackpool 2-1 Newcastle United

Wanks all round on 5live.

Fucking get in!! 5 live extra Commentators a little disappointed?

I'm pretty sure the Roman Garrison in South Shields was largely made up of auxhiliaries from the Euphrates and Tigris part of the world. (So not only are South shields people sand dancers but Iraqi's too.)

Alright then, nothing doing, please don't stop posting on your own forum, though.

Does anyone know of any buses/coaches going with two spare places? Me and my pal have just got some tickets but Back page is sold out, toonaway don't seem to be going and some of the lads who we would normally go with are staying back up here for a mates wedding. We could fly down on saturday etc, etc but as Mick Huckle said, 'money's too tight to mention'. I haven't exhausted all ideas just yet but any extra info would be gratefully received.

There's millions of the fuckers in the States, PL, you've just got to know where to look.

All the best.

Wow touched a nerve there.. This is going to be a great game, I expect your midfield to dominate ours if you start with Smith and Barton but your strikers are looking weak, while ours are on fire but Chopra's partner Bothroyd is injured , looks like Ethuhu will start with him who is very fast I think he will do well against Collocinni (clown). Anyway in my opinion if Newcastle were to win this you are going to have to score at least 2 goals against our defence which is looking decent. Some interesting thoughts on the game Doug, I too expect a decent enough game and think it'll be a tough call. The main question, however is, have you thought of any songs for us yet?

Most Welsh lads I've met haven't been too bad actually. They're almost quaint. In the dark world of the 2nd Division, the average fan of most clubs can't help but lift his gaze up to the Gods and the Stars and err.......post about Newcastle Utd. Thats just the way it is.

I think I'll join their forum and think of songs to sing about Cardiff. "Shirley Bassey! Comes from Cardiff, Comes from Cardiff!" Or perhaps........ Erm........ .........Actually, I think I'll give it a miss.

You're welcome, I've been waiting for the right opportunity to use that gif for weeks We're all pleased that opportunity came along.

Mail Chez at the Leazes end, last week.

Eeeeee, thats good to hear!

i think that need to go in your sig Tom seems a good lad, I think he might go for it.

EEEeeeeee! Aaaaaaa!!!! How much did they fleece you for that you get that for?

Craig has also reminded me of this post I made. What can you say? (If my wife see's this little cartoon man, it means his trousers have caught fire and he is desperately trying to put out the flames).

good call.

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Tom, example number one.......Told you, didn't I?

Aa canna agree wiv ye bonny lad. It maybe spelt 'Howay' but ivvory time aa've hord it said it soonds like 'Haway' an aa've bin aroond a lot langer thin most. The Geordie dialect has always leaned towards a hard 'A' when spoken so it makes sense that a Geordie would say Ha'way as opposed to Ho'way. For instance:- aad - old. aaful - awful. ahad - hold. ahight - high. amang - among. and of course 'aa knaa ye knaa' .......so I believe it's Ha'way the Lads. 'a' and 'ee'. Geordie's favourite sounds.

Lord Percy of the street sayeth...... It's nice to be nice. I think Accadacca has been sniffing glue sometimes and forgets the manhole cover that has been shifted by Llambias and his master FMA, we have luckily avoided the hole so far, but we're going to fall in it sometime soon. But I suppose Accadacca is positive. My neighbour who is part of the crowd I go to the match with, insists we'll beat every team we play, he's been going since the early seventies, I have a laugh at that optimism but would sooner have a night on the piss with Gary Rowell than call him a 'spacca'* to be fair. (He's a 'tidy' fucker so I wouldn't dare as well as being a sound bloke). *Can't stand the phrase.

You didn't sell out you had 2,879 tickets sold, a commendable effort for a club like yourselves of a 4,000 allocation. I don't know why fans of clubs lie about taking more fans places than they actually do. Leeds are also guilty of this. Sunderland and their commentators have been doing this for years, they got relegated at Maine Road, (the season after their flukey promotion after Swindon got done by the FA for illegal betting), anyway, at first there was 12,000 mackems there, then every time they went back for an update there was a thousand added to the figure, also remember hearing Duncan Wood on the radio who must have been moonlighting from Tyne Tees saying that there would be complaints from the locals around Roker Park about the sheer noise that was coming from the old ground. (I think there was 13,000 that night for a league cup tie).

Well I've lived on the west side of the toon all my life and phonetically it's always been "HOWEHHH" to us. It's the closer you get to Wearside from any point the more Sunderland the pronunciation becomes.. Haddaway an' shite, man!!! I feel unclean, now.