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Do you really support Newcastle United, Kevin? I mean really, really? I'm not that keen on Celtic supporters and also a section of Rangers fans too, but to say 99% of anyone getting in a Rangers or even Celtic club in Belfast are scum is a bit much. Will you still call Man U 'United' from now on, now that you know it sounds offensive to any real Mags ears? Have you learned the error of your ways, young man?

I just don't get this 'other team' thing.* I once worked with a lad from Spennymoor who 'supported' Man Utd but got a half season ticket from his wife for the mackems and he was pleased with it as he said he liked them as well! When asked who he wanted when they played each other the answer was Man U. *Then again, I'm from Newcastle so support Newcastle United, seems pretty straight forward to me.

It wasn't too crowded Kevin, my uncle gets in there, (he's an Irish Mag and had his toon top on) there wasn't any mongs in there, I'm afraid, no sectarian bullshit or any of that. Sorry to disappint you, like. How's working life in Londonderry treating you? Been Sacked yet or rapped in? I wasn't having a dig so wind your neck in. It's just the fact that a Rangers club in belfast is almost sure to attract 99.99% scum. Work in Derry hasn't started yet, hopefully tomorrow "I wasn't having a dig so wind your neck in." "a Rangers club in belfast is almost sure to attract 99.99% scum" You're not the sharpest tool in the box, Kevin, no offence. I know which one your on about and trust me theres plenty of it in that area. (well there's two i know in e.belfast) and if it's the supporters club i'm thinking off their badge has the red hands and such on it and all. i can honestly say i couldn't goto any bar in east belfast and hope to get home safely if someone pointed out i was catholic. your uncle might be fine (just as my mate who lives in east belfast is) but theres plenty of people around them who aren't. The club was on a street just off the Cregagh Road, I think. Never been there before but one of my uncles gets in now and again as he got a bit fed up of the club he used to get in, was only in there for the game and straight out as I had other things on, the place seemed fairly newly done out, didn't see the red hand anywhere, wasn't too many in and there didn't seem any nutters in to me, but I take your point about where it is, it is in a dodgy part of East Belfast, although as I say, it was fine when I was in there. None of my family over there are into that shit to be honest with you.

It wasn't too crowded Kevin, my uncle gets in there, (he's an Irish Mag and had his toon top on) there wasn't any mongs in there, I'm afraid, no sectarian bullshit or any of that. Sorry to disappint you, like. How's working life in Londonderry treating you? Been Sacked yet or rapped in?

F.A.O. Stevie; Watched the game yesterday in a Rangers club in East Belfast, (was over for a family funeral), didn't see any charvas in there but there was one poor misguided soul with a Sunderland top on who knew as much about SAFC as I do about Raith Rovers reserves.

I'll actually agree with you on this.... but going back to your original comment The presumption isn't really made (unjustfiably) by MUFC fans. MUFC fans quite rightly refer to their own club as "United" as should any other such club like Leeds, Newcastle or Sheff U. I think your beef is/should be more with the "non MUFC" fans who understandably, but not justifiably, give MUFC the default for "United"..... I'll actually agree with you on this.... but going back to your original comment The presumption isn't really made (unjustfiably) by MUFC fans. MUFC fans quite rightly refer to their own club as "United" as should any other such club like Leeds, Newcastle or Sheff U. I think your beef is/should be more with the "non MUFC" fans who understandably, but not justifiably, give MUFC the default for "United"..... people in Sheffield refer to the local teams as "united" or "wednesday". Manchester is no different, but only within the city is acceptable. The media have started this practice nationwide courtesy of the Sky revolution and the pundits who do it make me squirm, but as we know it is helped by the fact that so many ManU fans are daytrippers from every little village in cornwall etc that don't have a football team of their own. Kevin is Irish, there's no way he's going to call any team 'United' other than MUFC, they're brainwashed and it aint ganna change any time soon. Same applies for large swathes of Britain. Any one claiming to be a Mag who's from the North-East and refers to Mn U as 'United' wants to have a good fucking hard look in the mirror and ask which club they actually support. A Mufc can rightly refer to them as United, a non-Man U fan calling them that makes me spew. And as for the fucking arse-licking twats in the media, I don't think they actually give a fuck that they are offending any club called United when they describe a game as "United v Newcastle/Leeds/Whoever, it's all about looking after the brand.

Funny you say that because you have been highlighted as 'some of those people(not all)' from this site on a rangers forum What one? Swallow swallow. Fucking hell You know what makes me laugh, if you slag them off, it's all "iss cunt is a taigy basturt, FTP ya fenian prick", they don't comprehend or understand the fact many others aside from Celtic fans find them to be total mugs as well. Never done this club any harm it's almost an admittance they'd be even more mickey mouse without the apartheid history which garnered a presbyterian support on both sides of the Irish Sea. Despicable club(s) who attract the worst type of vitriol possible, the sort which caused mass murder in places like the Balkans in the very recent past. I think this cunt sums them up. A thick charva who won the lottery and squandered it all, who invited Johnny Mad Dog Adair to his house to give him £10k for being his mate, despite never meeting him. The worst type of Rangers fan is your Northern Irish one, they all support the club because of political motivation, you wouldn't mind if it was in their own town oh dear. Scruffy tramps, I don't want them down here again personally. Not all, Stevie, not all. Why would you support Rangers if you were from Ulster other than the pathetic blues brothers thing with LINFIELD, a clubs who's support was largely UDA and UFF. Well, my late Grandfather was a Rangers fan and a nicer man you couldn't meet. As far as I'm aware, he wasn't kicking in Catholics doors and shooting them, and his Ulster team were Glentoran, I doubt he'd ever had heard the term, 'Blues Brothers'. My cousin is a good lad, but can't make up his mind whether he supports Rangers or Liverpool, (he's another 'Glens' man). I will say one thing about Northern Irish football supporters in general, they tend to be lead by the media in their views and are hard to take seriously when talking about football because of this. My aunt re-married a bloke who somehow supported NUFC! (this was in the eighties when no fucker over there supported us), his views about NUFC were very strange, he didn't like David Kelly or a few other good players we've had, he didn't mind Sunderland but loathed Man U. Like I say, hard to take serious when talking about football but definitely no charva!

Funny you say that because you have been highlighted as 'some of those people(not all)' from this site on a rangers forum What one? Swallow swallow. Fucking hell You know what makes me laugh, if you slag them off, it's all "iss cunt is a taigy basturt, FTP ya fenian prick", they don't comprehend or understand the fact many others aside from Celtic fans find them to be total mugs as well. Never done this club any harm it's almost an admittance they'd be even more mickey mouse without the apartheid history which garnered a presbyterian support on both sides of the Irish Sea. Despicable club(s) who attract the worst type of vitriol possible, the sort which caused mass murder in places like the Balkans in the very recent past. I think this cunt sums them up. A thick charva who won the lottery and squandered it all, who invited Johnny Mad Dog Adair to his house to give him £10k for being his mate, despite never meeting him. The worst type of Rangers fan is your Northern Irish one, they all support the club because of political motivation, you wouldn't mind if it was in their own town oh dear. Scruffy tramps, I don't want them down here again personally. Not all, Stevie, not all.

After reading this thread I was going to find an Everton supporters forum and start talking about Everton, however, I realised I've got very little interest in them and couldn't see the point. Winning the title with an average crowd of 31,000? Coming 7th the year before in front of an average 19,000? In your glory days? I used to have no bother with Everton and have had some good craic with some of your lads in the past, but some of your internet fans are more than a little bitter about the fact we get a lot more media attention. Just as Villa do, you hate it........ ........But then you come onto to a Newcastle United board to talk about Newcastle United. You just can't help yourselves, can you?

1: SAFC - Completely obsessed with us, from the Chairman down to the ordinary fan, how many times I've heard a Sunderland manager/chairman/player bring NUFC into any interview they do. The fans know deep down they're a satellite of a bigger thing, the moon to our earth if you like. 2: Man Utd - The fucking arrogance of these cunts is unsurpassed, only Citeh can possibly hope to overtake them on this score as Mancs tend to think they're sussed and cool as fuck. Gloryhunting bastards as well. 3: Citeh - I think these have calmed down a little as not so long ago they used to have a real SAFC like obsession with us and particularly any mention of our support. When they had nothing to boast about, they used their support as a bragging device, it used to really fucking grate on them when KK was there and all he'd do was harp on about NUFC! Too many of the fuckers have this Liam Gallacher-esque strut going on. Knobs. 4: Spurs - Gazza, Waddle, 80's 'glamour' boys, 'big 5', holsten fucking pils, fans thinking their club are one of the elite, harry Redknapp and chas & dave, etc. Tossers. 5: Arsenal - Their fans are the most boring, moaning set of arseholes I've had the misfortune to hear. The lack of class by Henry and co when we beat them at Highbury was virtually swept under the carpet at the time, they still think they were hard done by. And that cunt Dixon getting Ginola sent off. Moon faced twat! 6: Villa - One of the clubs who are bitter as fuck the coverage NUFC gets compared to themselves, fans are generally boring cunts and the police down there are arseholes. Also got escorted along the dirt track in front of our supporters, hand held behind my back by the Brummie police, with the 'naughty boy' song ringing in my ears from our lot because I told one to go fuck himself as he was telling me off for swearing. (at a football match in 1989, on a crowded terrace! who'd have believed it!?). 7: Stoke - Saw these 'hard cunts' beat a couple of Mags up in their end on boxing day, '89. Didn't go to the league cup game in the nineties but heard the tales of them hitting any random Mag they saw, regardless who they were. 8: Chelsea - cheating bastards, owe their titles to a sugar daddy. 9: Liverpool - Luckiest team on the planet, glory hunting supporters from everywhere in the UK and Ireland to further abroard. Media adore them, their players get away with fucking murder particularly Gerrard. 10: Everton - Never minded them to be honest, but they've fell into the same trap as Villa, Spurs and Citeh. Bitter of our status in the game. Not really arsed about the rest under normal circumstances.

Are you a Geordie? If so, do you actually talk like that in real life? I take it 'my bad' means 'my mistake'. No harm to you, mate, but using phrases like that make you sound like a young middle class southern geek, I could see you in starbucks with an Arsenal top on talking to your mate. No offence, like.

Why do you inbreds drop your h's. You have by far the wankest accent in any language on any continent, and I mean that. A mackem coming on here trying to take the piss is like Bernard Manning abusing Barry Fry for being a fat cunt. You are mackems, the lowest of the low, your ambitions in life are to be better than geordies and Newcastle, you live in one of the shittest cities in England, 1 in 100 of your lasses is attractive, your best landmark is fuckin Joblings, you're known nationally (people that know yous) as Sunderland near Newcastle, and you're uncouth uneducated tramps. I'm trying to be diplomatic here but it's not possible with you bamps. I tell you something honestly here, and I bet the 300,000 people who live in Sunderland can all relate to this, when you go to bed at night time I refuse to believe you're proud to be mackems, I know for a fact you can't be happy being from Sunderland, and what defines you as people is the jealousy and anger at your superior neighbours 12 miles up the road, it defines you as a city and as people. 1. i av a cockney accent haha 2. we already are 3. london is where its all at dnt try denying it 4. u kno sunlun city more than i do lol 5. im not so....lmao 6. ur livin off da past, we beat u 2-1 up at sol, we finished above u, u gt relegated and nw u gt no money It must get a bit cold being in our shadow, though? As Stevie says, you do know deep down that Newcastle as a club and city far outshines Sunderland. It's like somebody standing next to a car with a small torch where the batteries are almost dead whilst the car has its full headbeam on. Just in case ur not sure, you are da rundown torch, Newcastle is da car light. LMAO, LOL, etc, etc.

That's a bit extreme calling the club you support a joke. A bit strong saying other fans laugh at us. Guess what? We laugh at other clubs and fans, it's what football supporters tend to do. Also, define history, Sunderland fans laugh at the last time we won a trophy, yet quite a large number of their support would never have seen their own team win a trophy, in fact, until the other year, many had never seen their side defeat us at the SoL/Roker......Ever! I was born months after the last time they won the cup and I'm nearly 37! Fans of Spurs, Everton and a whole host of other clubs come out with this kind of shit, is there an official cut-off point where history doesn't matter and a point where it does? Anything past 1960 doesn't seem to count to Spurs fans, (they did the double in 1961), anything past the late 60's doesn't count for Leeds fans, (wonder why that is?). Do you see the point I'm trying to make here? Leeds fans don't 'drone on' about their past glories, do they, 'sniffer'? Anyway, was Alan Clarke your hero?

The only thing I miss about Leeds is we nearly always used to beat them home and away, and it was a localish away day in a reasonable town. They really don't like us though, our catchment area in the North East is so wide it spills over in to theirs, they're not a major rival but there's a degree of dislike for each other on both sides. They view us arrogant and are threatened by the fact we're a much better supported bigger club, we don't like them because they're odious Yorkshire tramps, the worst of Yorkshire in my view. As Leazes Mag pointed out they have 10 years of history and that's them. Leeds it's 1/10th the football city Newcastle is. You're a big admirer of the mighty Whites, aren't you Stevie? One of my neighbours have two sons, both about 20-22. Both support Leeds. They would have been young kids when Ferdinand, Smith and Viduka were there and they got to the CL semis. Also a couple of blokes who get in the club I sometimes drink in are Leeds fans, (Although the blokes never go to their games.) The older blokes were kids when Bremner, Giles, Hunter et al were winning stuff. It's great to see such a lack of moral fibre get it's just desserts.

Penelope Cruz- with or without slap :lol: Good shout. If you haven't seen the Spanish film, 'Volver', then I recommend you do. It's a canny enough film and Penelope is seriously fit in it.

It probably should, you're spot on, mate. Whilst watching 'Lie to me' with the Missus I have urgings to do things with 'Foster'. If I said "I'd fucking love to go back to your place' she'd know I was telling the truth. Kelli Williams

Preston actually filled nearly a quarter of the East Stand at that game too. The Northampton game was the first time I'd ever seen an away fan on the Metro on a match day.

For some reason this thread puts me in mind of the cup tie we played at WHL in 1987 when twelve thousand went to London for a fifth round tie. Anyway, I remember Actor Warren Mitchell, (Alf Garnett), who is/was a Spurs fan being interviewed at half time on the radio and saying the Spurs boys could learn a few things off these Geordies on how to support a team. Just thought I'd mention it, like. Unlike Stevie, I'd definitely say Spurs were bigger than Chelsea, although Chelsea did bring a lot for the 2nd division game in '84 which was the biggest amount of London fans I've seen at SJP. (Mind, they haven't had much competition to be fair). I can recall Spurs twatting us 5-1 with some really good players in their side who won the UEFA cup the year before. 23,000 watched their stars give us the run-around.(That included our away support.) Also remember Preston and Northampton filling the Leazes in the mid-eighties in the FA cup. Oh, this 'big 5' shit from the eighties. A title from some knob at ITV when they had the first division rights for a year. Unless you happened to be playing one of their chosen 5, you wouldn't get on. Granada and Thames ran 'The Big Match' so maybe no surprise these clubs were never off the telly.

Well said that man!

I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Don't be daft. His local Catholic Priest took that at his 'choir practice'.

Not within several light years of borderline. She's alright, man! You misunderstand me - I would kill several people for 2 minutes with her - I meant whether you would or not wasn't even a question. She's a bit classy.

I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like).

Not within several light years of borderline. She's alright, man!

Saw a show with all the old Blackadder actors talking about the show and I had a thing for Miranda Richardson as a teenager, and even though she's older she still looks good to me and that posh accent she has is a definite turn on.