Howmanheyman

Got a baaaaaad feeling about this one. (And I always fancy us to beat West Ham at home)

His breasts are small, so you don't confuse them with mountains.

When did you ditch Dundee United, Gene?

I let him reverse first as my kids were getting their seatbelts on. Nice poem you shared in the McLean thread. Very moving. All the best, sad twat.

Absolutely. Money's on him being a gloryhunting Liverpool fan, though.

Allardyce's patter as well, man. According to Thomson and Charlie boy on sky this afternoon we, (the supporters), never appreciated Nolan either. I'd love to know where they get their info from regarding the opinions on our supporters thoughts.

Fucked them off? That was a million well spent!

Closest we got!

What happened to the two South American agents who we did a favour to by spending £1M on Nacho Gonzalez to have him here for a year despite the manager not wanting him? Surely they should be tapping these agents up for pay-pack or do we not talk about this anymore?

Lovely place etc but completely spoiled by not getting in to see it. We walked up, (Got the bus back!) at eleven on thursday morning and they had stewards all over the main entrances to the stadium. Avoided a few and got near an open fence and could've walked into the stadium but by the time we saw the open gate we'd been spotted and as I was still sober/hungover we just took a couple of photos before being told we couldn't get any further in and didn't argue much back for fear of plod getting involved. Bruges are a disgrace for not giving us more and the tarpaulin spread over those seats was a final 'fuck you' message from fc bruges. Have to say, some of the craic from some of our fans especially the younger ones is getting fucking awful, mind. It's still a minority but it's almost 'cockney-like'.

Saw a lad in his twenties getting in a car in Benton Asda, had some flowers in his hand. Must be a kind hearted young man. Has a Liverpool 'smelly' badge hanging from his rear view mirror. Glory hunting little twat. Spot a black & white teddy hanging in the back of the car. Maybe his lass is a Mag? Closer inspection and the black & white teddy has 'Juve' written on it. Add 'lack of self awareness' to the earlier 'Glory hunting little twat' bit. Yeah, some of our fans murdered 39 of your fans but let's be friends as we've had a hell of a time of it too.

Is she watching a hunky young man playing on a pinball machine and couldn't help herself?

In bed in bruges with a hangover, had nothing to eat yesterday and my stomach thinks my throats been cut. time to find some bait after my shower. (no socks were wanked in, in this post).

I thought they'd won it four times but the three stars made me doubt it.

Ajar have won the European Cup three times and by coincidence have three stars above their crest. Man City have three stars above their new crest. Is it because there's a three star hotel near Eastlands?

I notice both sides have stars above their crests. What do they symbolise?

I can't call him too much as he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded when I was younger.

Giving himself a bit of an unfair advantage over unknown paedophiles there, like.

Just realised the cd wasn't steps it was S club 7. Carry on.

The Wife bought me a Steps CD as a' joke' birthday present a few years ago. Now, some 13 years later she likes telling everybody I liked them and was happy to have the CD. I made the mistake of saying don't be stupid and now 'I protest too much'. Anyway, shame H is no longer with us. An entertainer, a trouper and a cheeky smile. Will be sorely missed.

Maybe a stronger following would make a difference to the players? Even one place higher in the league would earn him more than any losses of a few quid the odd time he was left with tickets. Plus allowing the General Public to have access to left over tickets would hopefully mean no unsold tickets. It's this scrimping and saving mentality that doesn't help us. He respects our club/history/tradition? Big away supports is one of those traditions and for the (possible) loss of a few quid he's denying supporters the right to do what most of us have all done sometime or other in our lives, and that's being part of a massive travelling support.

They used to think they were the cock o' the North, the top lads/best supporters around. Games against NUFC were painful lessons to them that they weren't.

A few years ago Green was a guest on a Roger Tames inspired Tyne Tees generic sports show they used to conjure up now and then, (not sure if it was the one where they thought the football supporters of the North East were dying to hear Manc weekly guest, Terry Christian talk about Man U), anyway, Green's on and we're the first English side to qualify for the CL by finishing second. Green's not happy about this at all, 'Should only be for champions' which is a fair enough statement as many did and still feel that should be the case. Roger de Courcy Tames then comes out with 'Well that's the new criteria by UEFA and NUFC qualify by being second' and Green then came out with this gem, 'Well if UEFA want a second club from England in the CL then it has to be Liverpool' After a few WTF looks from the panel and a few of the audience who were sober enough to notice, (think the show was late on a friday night), Green states how it should only be a club like Liverpool who have a great European tradition getting in as 'guests' rather than the team finishing second. I've only heard him commentate once on a Liverpool v NUFC game and this is the one where we were winning but had a player sent off then lost 4-2. He was fucking ecstatic but had the good grace to still be scathing of us. A complete cunt. I heard that too on my way to work. The first Liverpool fan on was from, (roll drums............Cornwall). Him and Lawrenson both share this idea that the game isn't worthy of their presence, Green in particular thinks he's a major star with an opinion the likes of Fergie takes notice of, never mind plebs like you and me. If I was a producer and they started this 'bored' routine I'd sack them the next day.

He's killing our away support. Season Ticket or members only, almost always requests the minimum allocation in case a few tickets don't get sold. I can't believe for one second we couldn't have sold out the normal away allocation at Anfield. Horrible, horrible pair of bastards.

Roger Tames was an Arsenal fan but he always had one hand on the Mic and one hand down his pants tugging away whenever Slaven scored against us. Tyler would have creamed himself if Liverpool got a late winner don't doubt it.