Howmanheyman

Nightshift?

It really isn't worth the grief, mate. (after nearly 18 years I've developed the ability to 'switch off')

I've got two daughters arguing, an eight year old crying for being told off by her Mam but unfortunately I'll get 'the look of death' if I pipe up that I'm off for a long walk.

Sounds ok if you like a few days away with an extended family. Wouldn't dream of it with just Wife and kids. Meant to be dragging ourselves away from Villa/pool today for a drive through mountains to wherever we end up but as it's only an hour after breakfast and I'm on my third shit already it may have to be put back till tomorrow.

Still got the shorts from that strip. (and they fit my waist fine but are like underpants compared to todays football shorts).

BUT WILL THEY END UP AS A SUPERMARKET?! ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!

Think there was a few, might've been blown out of proportion but it ultimately fucked Bobby with Shepherd and Douglas hall.

Took the piss out of SBR behind his back which lead shepherd to think we needed a disiplinarian like Souness.

carried a bit more beef then, just had a pizza and a couple of cans and feel the weight creeping on me already.

haha. Never had to put up with that shit, mate! Third time here and happy to report that the bog roll flushes, repeat, the bog roll flushes.

I'm in a canny mood, 18 days away from shitty work and shitty nightshift. 14 of those kicking back by our own Villa in Cyprus by the pool. Thank furk for that as they say in Bedlington.

Did the Triads get a hold of you that time, mate? (the time you hid behind the settee?)

Only when I want a window fitted.

!st one says, 'Do you have a room with a bath?' 2nd one says, 'Can you tell me the way to the nearest beach?'

Half my neighbours are called 'Geoff'.

If you ever wanted evidence of a typical Southern Tory twat then this bloke is it. Doesn't want his nice people in their nice areas to suffer fracking, wants them up there in their grimy hovels to put up with it instead despite there being no decent transport links and above all nothing to err, 'frack' up here as well having no problem ruining our beautiful countryside. We shouldn't laugh too much, these cunts have the power to do the Souths bidding.

'Sign one soon' you fucking halfwits! Shall I put it in hashtags to make it easier for you all?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmopSVOMSsU Heard this the other day and I loved it as a kid and haven't heard it for years. Trouble is, now I can't get the song out of my head.

Seeing as I've seen quite a few desolate areas in the South I'd say they can quite easily spread the joy of fracking nationwide, unless of course, the real reason is the North East has no political interest for these cunts.

It's bullet point-esque. Makes points look better. Like a bullet. Through your brain! Inside, outside he's living la vida loca.

11 stone. In two weeks time I'll be about 11 stone 8 I'd guess.

I've heard it plays 'don't go' by Yazoo which is bound to be giving conflicting messages to your average Gheorge newly arrived from Bucharest to be honest.

Owen was probably like one of these couples you see on a 'place in the sun' who want to live abroad in a typical French/Spanish home until the lass shows them a typical French/Spanish home and they invariably turn their noses up at it.

And I haven't even mentioned kerb crawling!