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Over reaction! Who doesn't love a bit of friendly racism!? Look, they didn't realise who she was. They thought she was just some black woman. To be fair, when it became obvious she wasn't a looky-looky man in drag, it completely threw them.

Touchy bitch with a twat for a son but basically she's mopping her brow with relief she'll never have to be surrounded by any of our fans again. Fair enough.

what about the first day of last season ? Same defence, better midfield, weaker attack. If a striker of Sturridge's ability comes in, we would have a stronger attack. So, one player away from an unequivocal improvement both from where we left off and where we started a year ago, with stronger finance too. signing him permanently or on loan ? I dont think we'll get him unfortunately but i've been meaning to make this point for a few days - we are one player away from an unequivocal strengthening. If we dont get a quality striker then we'll need the best out of the current lot as we managed to get last season. The point i want to emphasise is that we are close to having what we need. Portents of doom and whingeing from the usual suspects seems a little bit mis-placed for now. On the Sturridge question, the latest quotes from Pardew talk about other clubs being on tour and decisions being made when they get back. This is what Villas-Boas said about their tour in reference to Sturridge. Clutching at straws possibly. I think a lot of people, yourself included know how important it is to get another good forward in. We're going to need goals and we've sold our two top scorers. The midfield is not necessarily better, and I say that as I've yet to see any of our new lads win a tackle, put a through ball or score a goal in the PL for us, so the Jury's out on that one. So aye, a good forward could make the difference but we've all been bit on the arse before with this club. The scoring situation is a worry I hope I laugh about when Ba gets his 10th of the season by november as we sit on the edge of a European place. I've got my doubts though.

How's Darren Bent's Mother these days? (Apart from 'relieved')

Bored at work and to put you deluded mag twats straight Only deluded? Where's the rest of the cliches? You really must be bored.

8 miles out of the city centre is a massive 'commute' like About the same distance as Chester-Le-Street give or take a couple of miles. Aye but to join the SFBNC (Super Fans based Near Coast) you need to be from my constituancy WBCB Whitley Bay Cappucino Boys?

How will it do that? cos they looked like tramps with nee money. Call it selfish but Ive got a season ticket with 164 loyalty points so i couldnt really careless about people who refuse to sign up for membership or get a season ticket. I find that attitude a bit, how say? cuntish? One: any excuse to get more money from the supporters taking advantage of a few pissed up bairns. Typical of these bastards. Two: I'm now a non-season ticket holder as Ive been evicted and don't fancy being stuck in the same seat all year if its shit. You trying to tell me I hardly go to games? For what its worth you can trace the shit atmosphere back to when people rolled up to Fletcher and Hall's shop with their wallets open and a 'fuck you' attitude to anyone who couldn't get a ST. Didn't miss a match? FUCK YOU! Went to Bournemouth etc in the 2nd division? FUCK YOU! The away days were once a piece of piss to get to if you fancied it, many an away was decided on a friday night full of drink and then laughing as you knocked another hungover kid out of bed early on a saturday. Guess what? NONE OF US WERE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS!!! When that prick Mellor took over from Danny Kelly, the amount of arseholes who would start their conversation off with 'I'M A SEASON TICKET HOLDER' was unreal. You're a SEASON TICKET HOLDER, eh? Wow wee! Go on then, lets see you hold it for us! Wave it about and shake yo ass while you're doing it. Jesus fucking Christ. Evicted, you sound a touch bitter mind. Why dont you get over your bitterness and settle yourself down into a nice new seat. You might even like it. It's called giving a fuck and standing up for yourself and fellow Mags. Give a try one day. You might even like it.

I was going to pay on the day till I found a perch I liked, (not James, obviously), but am tempted to not put a bean in the club whilst the arrogant bastards are here. I hate the Alright Jack attitude that stinks this age we're living in right now. Solidarity? Don't make me fucking laugh.

How will it do that? cos they looked like tramps with nee money. Call it selfish but Ive got a season ticket with 164 loyalty points so i couldnt really careless about people who refuse to sign up for membership or get a season ticket. I find that attitude a bit, how say? cuntish? One: any excuse to get more money from the supporters taking advantage of a few pissed up bairns. Typical of these bastards. Two: I'm now a non-season ticket holder as Ive been evicted and don't fancy being stuck in the same seat all year if its shit. You trying to tell me I hardly go to games? For what its worth you can trace the shit atmosphere back to when people rolled up to Fletcher and Hall's shop with their wallets open and a 'fuck you' attitude to anyone who couldn't get a ST. Didn't miss a match? FUCK YOU! Went to Bournemouth etc in the 2nd division? FUCK YOU! The away days were once a piece of piss to get to if you fancied it, many an away was decided on a friday night full of drink and then laughing as you knocked another hungover kid out of bed early on a saturday. Guess what? NONE OF US WERE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS!!! When that prick Mellor took over from Danny Kelly, the amount of arseholes who would start their conversation off with 'I'M A SEASON TICKET HOLDER' was unreal. You're a SEASON TICKET HOLDER, eh? Wow wee! Go on then, lets see you hold it for us! Wave it about and shake yo ass while you're doing it. Jesus fucking Christ.

I agree. My friend recently bought us a bag each, I'm not mad on them anyway really but the Blue ones are vile. I had a Ruffle bar earlier, mmmmmm Never seen them for years! You lucky duck!! Yeah love them! You get still get them in the odd shop or Sainsburys sell them in packs of 4 or 5 bars. You can also get large bags of individually wrapped Ruffles too. Used to get one of them as a treat sometimes when walking home from nursery. It's amazing what daft things your mind will cling on to when it comes to random memories.

To be fair there's a few of their more sensible lot who'll regularly come out and say they think the crowd thing is a daft argument and both clubs have a support to be proud of given the circumstances. Which is the thing I'd say too if I was a Mackem.

Can someone explain the OP's question in English, please?

I agree. My friend recently bought us a bag each, I'm not mad on them anyway really but the Blue ones are vile. I had a Ruffle bar earlier, mmmmmm Never seen them for years! You lucky duck!!

6K attendances etc. When it comes to attendances maybe they'd be better standing away from everyone whilst looking firmly down at their stained white trainers whilst 'piping down'.

I take it you've never been to a derby at Roker Park?

We are Sunlan Average Sunlan No one notices No one cares We are Sunlan Average Sunlan Even Quinny Just despairs Aye? No?

Fucked off has he? I thought this lad was a canny enough kid for a Mackem, as well. That JamesD kid must be the exception to be honest. The rest are stereotypical bitter cunts with every Mackem cliche about us bouncing around their fucking tiny mackem minds. Formed in 1992? What a fucking Plum!

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. That being the case why come on this forum and act like a retarded inbred fuckwitt.....unless of course its because you are a retarded inbred fuckwitt Ironic considering the 500 retarded inbred fuckwits who felt the need to invade a non-league team's pitch last night. Small time fuckers, how embarrassing. Who's the cunt from Consett here? Me or yee? I would lay money on you being ugly as fuck. A Mag slagging off a place where about 70% of the populace are Mags? Thick.As.Fuck. Consett is about 50/50 I reckon. Not anymore, when my Dad was at school about 30 years ago the majority of kids were Sunderland fans, fastforward to 1992 and Newcastle United's formation, a couple of years of Sky's propaganda meant that when I was at school out of all my mates there were only 2 or 3 Mackems, the rest were Mags and I believe there were a couple of the usual United & Liverpool glory seekers. All the shit I had to put up with when I was at school off fucking thick Mags who get to maybe one game a season, is it any wonder I absolutely detest NUFC? I can take "banter" off anyone who goes and gets behind their team every other week, but not off some plastic Geordie cunt who watches the odd game on tv then starts giving it billy big bollocks. Because before 1992 we were always behind sunderland in everything from trophies to support to star players. Well done. I love it when a mackem comes out with the 'formed in 92' shite. You complete and utter fucking idiot. I can count two SAFC chairmen who have cast jealous eyes North and opined on our support in comparison to yours, and a third who can't keep his fucking trap shut about supporters watching games in bars depriving the club of wedge to pay his vastly inflated wages. Ask your Dad about Tom Cowie wishing his 1st division club's supporters were as good as the then 2nd division club NUFC's support. Formed in 1992? You complete bell-helmet.

Went to get a shift handover from a load of them the day after the Emre free kick game and the place was like the Mary Celeste, which was a complete contrast to the night I blobbed on their shift when Lisbon humped us 4-1. 1-0 up at half time, 3-1 on aggregate I got the usual Mackem response about not really being big football fans, by the end of the shift I virtually got a guard of honour out the place by smiling, happy Mackems who earlier weren't 'big football fans'.

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You reading this, Kevin?

I'd love to be in that car, mate. "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!"

Stevie's patter, man!

Canny kid. Daft as a brush but a canny kid.