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Pretty low mood tbh, yes you guessed it, I WALKED OUT FROM ANOTHER JOB. Lots right about it, lots wrong about it but it was criminally underpaid and totally not my thing. The line manager made a song and dance the other week about me going ten minutes early to take the missus to hospital after I'd given him a few days notice and when I put in two separate weeks of holidays, one in August and one in September he said I had to get a week where absolutely nobody was off, (end of October apparently!) I explained that the latter week was where my trainer would be off so it was good thinking but he was full of shit. So a couple of hours later I went back with some gear and told someone in the stores which was still open that I wouldn't be back. Got a phone call from a manager asking me about why I'd left, saying the feedback about me was excellent and saying I could sleep on it and come back tomorrow and he completely agreed with my thinking regarding taking the same week as the lad training me, even said it would be doing them a favour! I explained it was a few things, thanked him for the call, had a bit of crack with him but the die was cast. Am I going through some existential crisis? The missus woke me up going to the toilet around three o'clock and I was awake for at least a couple of hours. Haven't a clue what I'm going to do but I now feel like once was unlucky, twice, should never have taken the job, I knew it was unsustainable and this time? Just took a chance and although it ticked a few boxes it didn't tick quite a few others, (including having a squeaky voiced knacker who I'd have to go cap in hand just for a fucking holiday in the winter months?) Nah. I'm totally aware I'll be ripped to bits by mates which is par for the course and I'll take it in the manner it's meant but it's the family, parents, in-laws etc which is hugely bothering me alongside the fact that I'm starting to feel I can't work again? I'm not being totally precious at work I promise you! I never thought it would be so hard finding the right place.

It was saved for him. (I actually half jumped in a gondola accidentally on purpose and got the waving of the hands and gestures from gondolier which everyone seemed to find amusing but didn't go down well with me as a teenager, I think we both occasionally muttered and glared at each other throughout the ride).

Congratulations, strawb. Had a day out in Venice as a 13 year old so didn't truly get to appreciate it.

Testimonial.

Other than shagging one of sky sports presenters in the 90s whilst at Boro and being known for liking a pint you don't hear too much about Robson whilst shilton is a well known gammon/Brexit/'woke' obsessed Tory cunt so was amusing reading this.

It had 'sold out' on the Oz site before it disappeared completely. There was a snapshot of it on twatter.

They've left out the '89 'sack the board' protests. I feel invisible.

Mine too, it was like one moment in time.

"All ears did you say?"

Commentator saying there hasn't been any fight or fury in the second half? That'll be because it's an early pre-season friendly, mate.

Just remembered that hull fan's chant* 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' complete with a very camp, pretend 'paws' movement of their hands. (you'd have loved it, @Christmas Tree ) *When they had that little spell in the PL

The one thing Brooks and I have in common is we have no idea who the other is?

The 3rd shirt was on sale on the Australian JD website and now the 2nd shirt has been spotted for sale in New York. They haven't been officially announced over here yet? Seems a bit strange?

Playing the mackem song. Get into them.

Just put it on.

If you've ever wondered what the legend who was Bill McCracken sounded like, well now you know. This bloke had the actual football offside rule changed as he was that good at it whilst playing for NUFC, (so he was).

There's some shite on twitter but this is nice. (It's not exactly like driving through Wallsend high street).

🎵Coulda woulda shoulda are the last words of a fool.🎶

IT'S NOT LIKE LONDON 2012!!! [Spoiler] I never watched London 2012 nor this one either.

Although having said that, the Indian we had last week, the next day our lass walked past the bog and thought my arse was doing a superb tribute of the frogs chorus.

If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear.