Howmanheyman

In the space of ten minutes on BBC news this morning: Coronation story, we're 'all' looking forward to it, 'everyone' wanting to be a part of it. (Whey aye!) A few minutes later: 'Let's take a look at the cost of living crisis in the Euro zone'. (They're great at scrutinising problems outside of the UK, mind). Fuck off, man.

Just checked it now. (The dopey cunts).

Well now I didn't check but one of the lads I was working with, (NUFC) said it and another, (Mackem), confirmed it. I'm not 100% surprised they've got it wrong and I did say are you sure?

Shaking, shaking I tell you.

Are they both trying to get relegated?

Apparently getting in the playoffs is in their own hands despite being seventh as I'm taking it two teams above them are playing each other. This should be their absolute primary concern, not saying they shouldn't want us to beat at the same time, they can obviously multi task that but we should be a minor concern to them atm.

As a Brucie's bonus I'm sure he's on the coaching staff at Everton so you could have revenge on his current club and his former club in the same season.

It says Mourinho is shaking as he could be about to lose Dybala to Newcastle, the bianconeri are going to entice him to England.

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

Burn was excellent in the second half.

Gaslighting.

"NO! I AM NOT A CUNTTT!!!! GNNNNNAAHHHH!!!!!"

If course he's acted the cunt, of course sky wouldn't pull him up on it and even more of course he'd say fuck all away to Blakelaw social club, he's a cunt, not daft.

EH'dYP

I think that consummate tit Simon Jordan had Howe down as a bottler or some such shite for turning down Celtic before he joined us.

Tyler even managing to shoehorn the Collymore quip in the absolute, fucking southern wanker.

Tyler was utterly devastated at that equaliser. Think he realises as he's reigned it in a bit for Liverpool's fourth.

Klopp diving to the floor in disbelief for not getting a free kick after that pen? 3-3!

Fucking corrupt pure and simple. Man U and Liverpool get that every time bar none.

Has anyone checked in on our mates on rtg? I'm sure their mood swung a fair bit between HT and FT of their most important game of the weekend today.

Let's not kid ourselves, this'll be tough but hopefully they get desperate and we take advantage and the piss. Would love to close the gap on them even further.

Liverpool supporting viewers across the world listening to sky absolutely bewildered that they're not getting smoke blown up their club's arses as that having made such a song and dance last week about how totally shite spurs were against us having to say similar seven days later otherwise they look pretty hypocritical. It should be closer than 3-1 at HT so maybe Spurs aren't as shite as they were here or maybe we weren't that bad last week?

Not the first time Bruno has dallyed and when Tripps is the man in the middle he wasn't going to be the first man to the ball. Trying to walk the ball in at times and Gordon needs told to calm the fuck down when he gets a chance, the first one should've been across the keeper as I think Willock was on for a possible keeper spillage, the second chance has to go in. They've flooded midfield and are grafting their arses off, you just hope they tire but we need a goal back sooner rather than later.

If HTHM is meant to be me you should've waved here not Wallsend.