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Cleaning/tidying up for me, doing the turkey early as I fucked up taking it out last night, the fun literally never starts. Still, it's a better Christmas then some are going to have so insert shrug shoulder emoji here.

They're fucking robots aren't they? Why do they even pretend? They end up looking even more cuntish. 'what's your plans?' 'Well tonight, Rishi, I'm hoping to get enough to get bladdered so if some cockney wanker bankers out on the sauce and gak happen to spot me I won't feel the pain as much when they're kicking me half to death calling me a lefty tramp.' 'Fantastic, I worked with banks as well. Christmas parties are the best!'

One of my mates has recommended it so it's a no from me.

Probably!

Not something I've ever had to worry about but if I end up somewhere with it as a culture I'd have no trouble saying thanks but no thanks with added laughs if they seemed put out by it? Proper Attenborough stuff. 👌

Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage.

He was never fleet of foot.

Tbh a bit of gaviscon does for the heartburn, very rarely have nausea the day after a good drink just maybe a bit of a headache and feel fucked, possibly heartburn.

£11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that!

I've had a couple of mouthfuls of gaviscon today as well. Rest of the year I barely need it.

I think both were fairly easy especially 98?

I've had it the last couple of days through eating shite I normally wouldn't, had a lush chicken fajita meal last night but three cans and a bottle of wine had it flaring up again today.

I thought it was Johnathan?

Been thinking on MF and his new career, can any helpful admin on here please give him this new avatar? Cheers.

Need a Yorkie bar as your avatar, MF.

Sorry to hear about that, @sammynb. My heart goes out to his family. And congratulations to @Monkeys Fist gan canny and take it easy, take it eeeeaaaasy, don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.

Thanks all.

Looks it TBF.

It was ok.

Good luck. Give me your bank details and I'll send across enough for a Yorkie bar if you pass! Mate's Mam passed away this morning, me and the missus had a little teary hug last night, I've told him to let me know when they're ok for people to come round and I'll be there as they might want a bit of family time. Feels nothing like Christmas as it is tbh.

I'm all for the stats on this one. 👍

Glad it isn't just me. Hopefully it's just acid like flashbacks from previous years.

Spending money just for social media likes? Sad.

Tales from fevered minds