Howmanheyman

I'm dreading it, I'm already getting psyched up by the thought of carragher and co and that's before I've even got to the match itself.

Fuck me, it'll tip them over the edge if we were to pull off a win tomorrow, the Coventry loss would be a diarrhoea sauce to go on a league cup shit sarnie for them.

A bit of fresh blood is more than welcome but I generally think the bar is higher on here than most places and no harm to the kid but he was a duck egg. Let's get more dazzlers and broken dolls than tim nice but dims.

Carra at anfield with an in-depth interview with Slot, some back up bloke for the sky sports reporters when one of them rings in sick sent up there to chat to Howe because nobody else fancied it and it gives him something to do as nobody has any holidays booked this week.

I know a mate who's got a ticket tomorrow and barely been the last few years, can't say I think it's a disgrace as I'd put serious money that he's more right to be there than a fair chunk of those around him. It's his first final, I've never been to one. Bitter? Fucking right, more so in the 90s. Pray we end this barren run, it's about time something falls our way because it just hasn't in the past and that has to change eventually, why not against the devil's own cup final team? It would be the ultimate irony. Fucking howay the lads.

But they've already done Beni away in the pre-season, marra. Took over the bars and everything whilst other tourists, bar owners and bouncers looked on in awe applauding in sheer admiration, gerrin!!!

If I had a ticket, (Ha!) this would be me at the central station never mind Wembley....

The Mags are getting a new bigger staydeyum, can we have one?

I give sky some stick but that Brazilian lass gets no complaints here, not only a little cutie but a lovely sing song voice. Also helps she doesn't seem to have any preconceived ideas on who's who in the sky eco system. (Bruno's lass needs to keep an eye on el capitano iyam)

The point is, it's a permanent Manchester United perspective or a Liverpool one. Good or bad the focus and attention is all on them.

Well done, Craig!

See PSG away, fucking disgrace.

The sun etc will be digging out the old German puns if it doesn't go swimmingly early on especially with the Burn and Henderson call ups, (don't know the rest).

I couldn't give a shit about England but Burn's too old to get a debut cap, pleased for him but it doesn't make sense, Jordan Henderson is a joke.

Got my my new seat sorted already via an email from the club about an hour ago, you can pick it via an interactive web page....

"I'm shewa if we wa in the Premeya leyague we'd have a 65,000 staydeyum as well."

I'll be watching it in Wembley North (my house) by the looks of things, might even watch it sans drink and finally see a final not under the influence. Gloves and ring pulls will be off at the end though.

Always thought it should be Fucking Thick Mackems and nothing since has made me change my mind, tbh.

I'll report his parents to the NSPCC.

LTA's garage right now....

When matterface started droning on about another 'English hero' who simeone had dealings with that wasn't as good then telling us the details of his so called cryptic clues before unloading the story of Beckham v Argentina I gave up and watched the rest is politics. He's horrendous on the ears to anyone with half a brain cell and I haven't even mentioned young alien Predator sitting next to him, (mcmanaman).

Forced to listen to twit and twat* during this as it's on TNT, shame as Amazon has the option to just listen to the stadium noise. Matterface tearing it off by it's root that the scorer is (gasp!!) an ENGLISHMAN. *Matterface and Mcmanaman

Basically this with a tab sometimes with a walking cane.

The old magpie when referring to NUFC in the chronicle etc would have a tab in it's mouth, had nothing to do with monty magpie. I had a framed picture on my wall with the old castle/magpie badge in the middle, with two waistcoat wearing magpies either side of it with top hats on, tab in their beaks with 1882 on it before they invented 1892 in the 90s.

There was a bloke I worked with years ago who had that nickname for that reason.