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2-0 to Atalanta thanks to (I think*) a bollock dropped by our lad on loan. Can't speak Italian but I'm hearing his name quite a bit even when he's not on the ball. 3-0 now! he was megged on the third, let's hope that loan to buy is watertight. *I was at the toilet and only caught a glimpse of a replay.

I've missed the first 30 odd minutes but juve are getting beat and Lloyd Kelly is playing.

Sky reporters basically told Joelinton to his face he was shit never mind just pundits

Watching Italian TV's build up to Juventus v Atalanta and tbh you can stick Redknaap, Keane and Dave Jones up your arse....

Man U rare chance.... Neville: "Oooooooh." Me: "Calm down, dear."

Drury: "GARNACHO!!!!" (As pudding bowl heed skies it from 30 yards out).

What a dirty cunt he was as an average player.

Surely it's time for sky to start allocating Alan Smith or Andy Hinchcliffe to do Man United games considering their lowly status? I bet Neville has done more Man U games this season than us, Forest, Bournemouth and villa combined.

Sky pushing the RIVALRY angle between 'United'© and Arsenal like it's 1999. #Prince

(Wasn't sure whether to put this in the funny pictures or the politics thread tbh).

"Carabao cup final next weekend, who's our TV picks this week? Surely it's Liverpool?" "No, we thought they've got a tough game at home to Southampton so we'll leave them alone on Saturday with a 3pm KO." "What about Newcarsull?" "They're away to West Ham so we thought putting them on Monday night's game wouldn't be a problem. Also, gives us a chance to talk in-depth about Liverpool looking good for the title before the game against..... Errr..... God my minds went blank....errr..... Ah yes, West Ham against Newcarsull. Maybe have a little section talking about the clubs most likely to buy Isak in the summer."

CT will see FTM graffiti a lot more than I will so maybe it's sunk into his consciousness?

Whoever it is will probably be a season ticket holder and be at Wembley.

Was just thinking this watching it.

I'm perfectly aware that it's Saturday night and I'm watching Lecce v Milan. #SadnessInHisEyes

I've switched over from Brentford v Villa to Lecce v Meelan on DAZN Italia, Lecce are winning 2-0! I've no idea what the commentators are saying but I do know it sounds waaaay better than Alan Smith on the Brentford/Villa game.

Katie Price: "Does it come in a larger size?"

Great memories, Gemm.

Let's be honest though, she wanted to be sectioned for letting that monstrosity climb aboard her.

Fucking Chelsea playing Leicester tomorrow as well.

Man City couldn't score in a brothel unless one of the ladies is Miss NUFC.

Probably mentioned it before but I recall the whopper describing how he'd been to 'the bridge' that afternoon and he had to admit to being a bit disappointed with how few Sheffield United fans made the trip down, so far so fuck? The next day I was looking at the results in the paper and I saw the Chelsea game with an attendance of 13,000! The cheeky cunt! (they'd had 30,000 that same midweek v us in the LC although there was a good few thousand of us there that night).