Howmanheyman

I currently have access to YouTube as well as twitter, is there any other platform I can avoid this on?

And who can blame him?

I'm visualising PL spitting out the words FOOTBALL MANAGER with a look on his face as if he's just sucked a particular tart lemon.

I'm not sure why it's funny, it just is?

That's shit and I wish for you and your family's sake it wasn't. If there's any way the amputation doesn't have the worst case scenario that you've described then I would hope for everyone's sake that's the answer but it must be a nightmare for you all anyway without this covid shit and it's limitations.

I'm sorry, like, but I couldn't watch a show about Savage even if it's just to laugh at the clown.

Watching the Man City one of these All or Nothing things now. Frank Carson talking to a bunch of schoolkids... "We're gonna talk today about a man who was put in prison for a long time for a crime he didn't commit." Schoolkid: "what was his crime?" Carson: "his crime was selling shit Japanese cars. His name was Nissan Main-Dealer.

CT giving to the needy? Wow! The Christmas effect in full swing in Boldon.

Richard Madeley's Irish nephew.

High T?

'I don't understand why people don't like me and also congratulations to that young tennis player who's finally managed to do what I did 23 years later. What took you so long, sweetheart?'

Is Bletchley Park still decoding stuff? (Asking for a football message board). 👍

Always laugh a bit when broadcasters/pundits/whoever say someone's had a great transfer window. Surely you have to wait a bit and judge based on them actually playing some games first?

Tbh that's no more a red card than Kane's should've been. Kane's more dangerous a tackle. Shergar will be going daft after the game as they could've had a pen as well, obviously not as blatant as ours but a bigger deal will be made, naturally.

When I said brilliant January that means the players we get do the business, Rob.

No idea? Took the youngest for a PCR at dinner time so could be no visiting grandparents again this year depending on result.

Need to put in a decent bid for var to get onside as well.

Let's be honest, we've just got far too many who are dogshit. January needs to be a brilliant window to have a chance.

11 -1 over three games. Fuck me, man.

Dressed like a real bamp, btw.

Aye pretty boy is pretty vacant isn't he?

Very, very lightweight player this season. Ideally would be nowhere near the team.

Apart from getting booked, falling over for their second and missing a good chance with a header five yards from goal, Hayden has had a fairly mediocre game.

Absolutely bent as fuck or shit scared to overrule the ref.