Howmanheyman

Watched the second half of the first half of Everton and forest. 0-0 at HT and forest the better of the two teams. Everton look shit and I just wish we'd get to play them more often on a Saturday afternoon instead of midweek as every time I've watched them on an afternoon it's either like a library or it's beeeewwww city. No coincidence our last two wins down there have been Saturday afternoon games.

"So how did Steve Barnes, the great looking and intelligent ex footballer turned manager, turned Sherlock Holmes super sleuth work out who the sexual deviant was with a penchin, err, a pension, err, a habit of sticking fruit up his jacksy, Lee?" "Lemon entry, wor kid, I mean, my dear, Steven, lemon entry! Lol! Laters captain. Off for a few moretti in my toon territory." "Good idea, slaphead. After half an hour working on this fucking book I'm going to need another holiday. But don't tell the chairman!"

Good cunts yous.

I think I speak for all of the forum when I say I completely resemble that remark.

Photo of you in hospital with the uniform on and a placard saying 'clocks go back, it's Cath' or gtfo tbh..

Outside London = red wall?

FYP

Also one or two teams will be a bit more prepared for playing against our newer players/set up.

It's all the same to me, KD. No straight edges here.

I pay little to no attention to what some of NUFC's fruit lubes say on twitter never mind random fans of Brighton. If a twenty/thirty something NUFC fan hasn't a clue then you can times that by ten for his Brighton counterpart.

Mag behaviour.

Sly cunt tries a little back head at first, they're apart then the palace lad shoves him for the sly back headed attempt so he gives him a not so sly headbutt face to face. He ended up winding himself up!

"And then throw them to the floor, Alex?" "Oh yes, HMHM, throw them to the floor."

Everybody loves them of course so instead of laughing at them being relegated from the championship and failing to get promoted while Trotter's independent company did their thing on camera it didn't have anyone giggling at all it was just serious concern and deep sympathy which of course made everything double cush.

Aye, thought there zero growth in his time when everyone else's revenue shot up.

Mike Ashley took us from having one of the best commercial revenues in this country to being behind Norwich in the CR dept. We've got loads of room for manoeuvre and the fact we've had deals significantly below our market value seems to have mattered not a jot until now? This season will be consolidation and letting the new, professional people who've been hired to get their feet under the table, assess then put a plan into place with the new CEO identifying the new revenue streams as well. On the playing side there'll be players who will still have a future and will grow with the club and this is their time to prove it. After 14 years of the dickhead who throttled the club coming on top of Shepherd who was far from perfect, I'm quite relaxed about NUFC in the long run. Just like Man City the club will not be fucked about by the PL/UEFA as time goes by.

We were second best at Brighton but hung in there despite having an off day. I'd go 0-2 like Wykiki or worse and I'm relatively relaxed about this season. Obviously we're not the only ones who struggle against your side but I do feel like you're the team we've struggled against the most even when you've not been the best side in the league, although I'd add were getting better, have better players and a manager light years ahead of his predecessor. Still won't be enough on Sunday I'd guess?

The fucking Ronny Gill here trying to be clever cunts and giving gammons the impression that anyone snoring could be raking in disability payments. No wonder you get stupid bastards thinking people with 'nowt wrong with them get flashy cars for nowt'. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/cost-of-living/dwp-pip-benefit-people-snore-24756718

Looks like Neville and Redknaap have some history for arguing.

Aye, seeing loads of 'hope you guys have a great season' from some of our fans on twitter and I think I've stepped into another dimension.

It's like a UK version of 'The president's brain is missing' but for real.