Howmanheyman

You heard it here first. 👍

Woeful, abysmal, dire, atrocious and a total embarrassment. I can't even get mad at some of these as they're just not good enough, like telling a child off for not being able to fix a leaky roof.

Utter cacka.

This is Sunderland levels of relegation, this team doesn't get sufficient replacements we'll be nowhere near staying up.

This is so, so bad it's unreal.

These are 12th in the third division and we're at home, terrible for much needed confidence.

New keeper, left back, centre half, central midfielder and striker required otherwise we're doomed. Absolutely atrocious side, FCB has left the ultimate shit sandwich.

Him and the Scouse lass they have on, separated at birth.

Obscene.

And?

Buy them a pint, put hairs on their chest.

Was out last night for a meal for the wife's birthday, me, her and youngest as the the eldest and her boyfriend tested positive on Thursday. On the bright side they're not too ill so far and it saved me a bit of money.

Great post.

"......and the office in Derby has a nice little black and white inbox which is just like the one I had in Newcastle......which is nice."

They're all ....... what's the NUFC equivalent of 'MLF's'?

Seinfeld. (Fish will be soo disappointed you didn't get that one, Wykikki).

I'd fucking love it if whoever we sign scores against them then lifts up his NUFC shirt to reveal a message on a t-shirt saying 'I was playing for [insert other club here] in December'.

FTM etc, etc.

🤝 'Ah bet ya hate the Mags anarl, marra?'

They'll have 5,000 fans up, at least a quarter, probably more, will have a PL team they also support*, (They're fucking southern so probably 3/4s). Anyway, I'm sure they'll be quick to take the piss if we fuck this up. *Even Michael Gray has admitted he supports Man U as well as Sunderland so I suppose it's natural for a lower league side?

He'll be shite if he signs. /RTG

I hope he's got some lube for his arse, then. (Wouldn't want to hurt the poor thing).

He's back on already, man! Who do you think asprilla is?

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