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There's an argument he shouldn't get sent off, (I think he should've), however if that's one of ours doing the same thing there's more made of it and he's 100% getting a red card.

I did as well.

It should've happened in the 90s but iirc Wimbledon folded when 2-0 up and Hans Segers who was guilty of match fixing with Grobelaar basically let two goals in. It was dodgy as fuck.

Six years to the day that Errol Brown died...... wait, you don't remember him, do you?

My heart goes out to you, Rents. I hope things turn around a bit.

Ciaomanheyman he have nark d'juve. Nark overhear Ramsey singing 'land of me fathas' and ordering the box set of auf wiedersehen pet from Amazon.

I was going to superimpose Ryder's head on that picture but it would've ended up looking like a whoopee cushion. /Gemmill

I'm sat outside a cafe in Milan sipping an espresso but the lad hasn't came with my gazzetta Dela sport yet. I'll let you know what's happening later. Arrivederci from your italiano correspondent, keeping the punter ultras happy for their daily fix.

This Bongo-Bongoland across the pond talks about, would any of their players consider playing for Sunderland?

CT's lips vibrating and rippling with the blowing, Denise's nostrils flaring with the thrill of it like the ghost of red rum. (Read this out again but this time in your shed you filthy beast, you).

Wait till CT sees this after all the Denise Welch stuff!

Happy new year to the early flaming drongos! 👍

I bet it does. I. Bet. It. Does. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

That's one way of looking at it.

I'd be concerned about the game time some of these supposed targets have played, obviously couldn't give a fuck about the money.

Just passed through it really, twenty years ago on a trip to Cozumel island, hard to tell but seemed alright. Also very handily placed for a trip on the ferry to Cozumel which was good back then and I'd recommend going over there at least once especially considering you'll be in playa del Carmen. 👍 Yours, Hastaluegomanheyman.

It's just been on Look North, Taxi Tony crashed into the Boldon power grid whilst driving and tweeting about NUFC, flags, spunkbubbles and la la la's at the same time.

"Fucks sake! You wait ages for a taxi then two come at once!!" "Are you fucking kidding me? It's taxi Tony! Fuck! Let's get the other one." "CT's driving the other one." "Errr......Alreet Tony? Busy th'neet?"

Just watched this clip now. FUC......KING......HELL. I'm not picking on you fish, honestly, but ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?

Sounds reeeeeally interesting. And funny, obviously.

Gemmill's lass/June: "It's so lovely to have you round to our New Year's Eve party, Mr Scrimshaw! Gemmill's told me so much about you, he says you're a total wanker!" Gemmill's boss: "He said what!!??" Gemmill/Terry: "Err, 'Anchor' darling, I said 'my boss is a total anchor of strength to us all in the office'. Honestly Mr Scrimshaw, it's like living with a profoundly deaf person in this house, tut, honestly man, what's an accountant supposed to do these day? Hahahaha. Errr....Have I showed you my roomba, Mr Scrimshaw? It's totally cutting edge."

H-8-R.

Well I'm definitely not saying Seinfeld is shit as I've never watched it but having seen the odd clip I can definitely say it does look shit. (Any attention received is purely coincidental).

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