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She was outstanding especially appreciated when you're a teenage lad.

Palace just going two up at Man City, missed their first goal and it's been all Man city till they scored from a corner. They've got a real thing about doing well up there.

Fair play.

The streets don't forget.

Hale and Pace.

Needs to do a Victor Kiam and love the club that much he buys* the company/club. *Borrows money to buy

Has the rich energy knacker said anything?

I don't know why their pissing their pants. Multi billionaire Kyril will sort out something.

"Get on to our man at Stoke. Tell him we've massive influence with their council and not a bus, a train, a bin collection moves unless they poach Sunderland's manager who's doing a bit better than expected." "Will he want to go?" (Slight pause) (Both) "Ahahahaha hahahaha......eeeeeeee, man!"

Wheyze Stowak, like? Give it to Giggseh!

Spotted in the bushes at Benton.....

(And before anyone starts, their man in Havana is their regional Americas agent).

"How did things go with the Costa Rican?" "Excellent, he's been in a few local amateur dramatic shows back home and he's raring to be the new star of the Netflix show, 'Sunderland till I die' after we got our man in Havana to convince his agent it was the number one sit-com show in the UK in 2018 and not an actual football club." "Will they suspect he's just an actor and not an actual footballer?" "I wouldn't have thought so, he'll just blend in with the rest of them." (Both) "Hahahaha ahahahaha!"

So this Jordan kid reckons a Costa Rican kid I've never heard of was wowed by a team he'd never heard of purely by the amazing power of Netflix? (I'm assuming they had subtitles?) Wonders, wonders I tell you.

It's his lifelong friend Samwise Gamgee taking it before he and Frodo Pearson head off to Rivendell.

70s and 80s flange.

I'm not from Wallsend.

Updated.

Unfortunately Longstaff, Murphy, Ritchie and Dummett aren't really good enough now to even be in our squad.

Who knew?